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    Ridding the world of bibles, one hotel room at a time.

    I travel about 200 days a year for my job, so I stay in a lot of hotels. You know how in the nightstand they always have a bible and sometimes a book of mormon? Well, I always recycle or throw them away and I urge everyone of you to do the same. If we can rid our hotels of that filth, it might be a first step to keeping it out of our schools, our media, and finally our government.

    Reason needs to overcome superstition. Then maybe america can get back on track to reclaiming its title as 'greatest country in the world.'
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    That's pretty wasteful and insensitive.


















    I take them from the hotels and sell them on ebay for a tidy profit.

    Edit: damn, people do sell these on ebay:
    http://cgi.ebay.com/HOLY-BIBLE-PLACE...QQcmdZViewItem
    Last edited by El Chupacabra; 09-11-2006 at 03:36 PM.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    That's theft and destruction of property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Scruff
    That's theft and destruction of property.
    Tell it to the Giddeons






















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    Thumbs up

    I like it.
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    You know how those hotel Bibles always say "Placed by the Gideons?" I wonder if when Bud takes them he puts a little note in the drawer saying "Destroyed by Bud Green." Preferably written on a Zig Zag paper.

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    I masturbate into them.









    Actually, I just thought that up. Vegas, here I Come!!!!

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    welll.... I don't throw them out but I do place them outside in the hallway.
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    Mail them a page at a time to Capitol One. Those godless pricks need redeeming.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    A friend and I got caned at school for protest burning the Gideon bible that was handed out to us as eleven year olds by the Gideons at a school assembly.

    The caning didn't have much affect. A few weeks later we got beaten again for handing out free samples from a carton of novelty condoms he'd managed to scam from somewhere.

    There's much merit in rideit and cj's suggestions.
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    I used to work at the Doubletree Hotel down here in Denver. Ron Jeremy stayed with us once. He has a thing he likes to do, he parties down with a bunch of local strippers, take pictures, then puts the pictures inside the bible.

    Let's just say, we had some irrate, disturbed guest complaints.

    Throwing them away seems a little ridiculous, though. Ever though of just not opening the drawer? I'm not religious at all, but I'm not offended by the presence of the bible, either. I guess some people are just sensitive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Green
    I travel about 200 days a year for my job, so I stay in a lot of hotels. You know how in the nightstand they always have a bible and sometimes a book of mormon? Well, I always recycle or throw them away and I urge everyone of you to do the same. If we can rid our hotels of that filth, it might be a first step to keeping it out of our schools, our media, and finally our government.

    Reason needs to overcome superstition. Then maybe america can get back on track to reclaiming its title as 'greatest country in the world.'

    You sound remarkably similar to a religious zealot.

    Why don't you try something original and learn to be tolerant of others views?

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    Good luck, I think the bible is the top selling book in the WORLD every year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f

    I leave a Playboy in the drawer

    There! See, tolerence. Everybodies views out there on the table. That's what I'm talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatPuppet
    You sound remarkably similar to a religious zealot.

    Why don't you try something original and learn to be tolerant of others views?
    That's what I was thinking.

    His technique reminds me of something that Kim Jong Il would do.
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    Celine Dion and Yanni are pretty fucking popular, too.

    Doesn't mean I want to listen to them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcwop
    Good luck, I think the bible is the top selling book in the WORLD every year.
    Yeah, only surpassaed by the Ikea-catalog... but then again, you don't have to pay for that one.
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    You should post naked pictures of this godless heathen.

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    Top selling, because Christians give them away by the millions.
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatPuppet
    You sound remarkably similar to a religious zealot.

    Why don't you try something original and learn to be tolerant of others views?
    I wonder what would happen if there was a Muslim equivalent to the Gideons that put copies of the Quran in every hotel room in the U.S.? I'll betcha we'd learn a little more about religious tolerance, or the lack thereof, in that scenario.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit
    I masturbate into them.
    I know people who have done this. The “burning book” was a popular one too.
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Gaper

    His technique reminds me of something that Kim Jong Il would do.

    Kim Jong Il...or a bunch or hyped up fundies(fundamentalists) who think they are making the world better by eliminateing opposing views.

    Everybody needs to get over it and stop getting so worked up over what other people believe.

    Apparently, the only difference between a fundie and Bud Green, is the team affiliation. They are both doing the same damn thing.

    Edit: Prolly why they hate each other so much...
    Last edited by MeatPuppet; 09-11-2006 at 04:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greydon Clark
    Top selling, because Christians give them away by the millions.
    My point still stands. You will never get rid of the bibles.

    It is like trying to kill James bond with sharks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcwop
    My point still stands. You will never get rid of the bibles.

    It is like trying to kill James bond with sharks.
    That's because they didn't have freakin' lazers on their heads.... whops, wrong movie... carry on.
    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier
    You should post naked pictures of this godless heathen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hemas
    That's because they didn't have freakin' lazers on their heads.... whops, wrong movie... carry on.
    Well, DUH!!!! How could one expect to kill JB with regular sharks??? Sheesh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcwop
    My point still stands. You will never get rid of the bibles.

    It is like trying to kill James bond with sharks.
    That is funny.

    Now on a serious note, Nazis, Christians, and the Taliban try to ban/burn/suppress books. I’m none of the above, so, unless you’re a teenage vandal, I don’t support your (Bud Green's) effort to rid the world of bibles.
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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