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04-07-2024, 12:37 PM #1
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The circles of hell that Dante missed
10th circle: SeaTac
11th circle: cereal but no milk
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04-07-2024, 01:41 PM #2
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12th circle Milk but no coffee
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04-07-2024, 01:52 PM #3
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13th circle: coffee but no cream, only milk.
14th circle: skiing frozen avalanche debris. For eternity.
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04-07-2024, 02:08 PM #4
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Cereal but no milk is just....munchies!
No longer stuck.
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04-07-2024, 02:09 PM #5
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15th circle: the place for anyone who blocks the left side of an escalator or moving floor. Fucking rubes.
No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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04-07-2024, 02:21 PM #6
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Trader Joe’s parking lot - Sunday afternoon.
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04-07-2024, 02:32 PM #7
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IKEA midday on a Saturday
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04-07-2024, 03:20 PM #8
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Does Ikea still have boxes of twine for people to put the 300lbs of new furniture they bought on the roof of their tiny car before getting on the highway? Originally Posted by bennymac
That was always my favorite part of Ikea.No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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04-07-2024, 03:50 PM #9
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Not using the “shit that annoys me” thread.
Oh, and driving in a classic Wyoming snowstorm to Greybull, WY to stay in a shitty hotel for one night.Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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04-07-2024, 06:03 PM #10
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^epic tinder hookup?
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04-07-2024, 06:04 PM #11
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They keep it real in greybull
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04-07-2024, 07:13 PM #12
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This was my only swipe on Ashley Madison Originally Posted by byates1
https://www.bigstockphoto.com/image-...se-up-portraitForum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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04-07-2024, 07:21 PM #13
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FIFY Originally Posted by dan_pdx
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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04-07-2024, 08:29 PM #14
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Greybull 7 Originally Posted by rideit
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04-07-2024, 09:23 PM #15
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Tax season.
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04-07-2024, 09:36 PM #16
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the line at the license plate office (applies to all).
the people in the line at the license plate office (also applies to all).swing your fucking sword.
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04-07-2024, 10:02 PM #17
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Epic Originally Posted by byates1
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04-08-2024, 08:45 AM #18
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DIA and a short time between flights
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04-08-2024, 08:48 AM #19
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The 17th circle, reserved for people that design packaging.
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04-08-2024, 08:52 AM #20
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In the 17th circle of hell, toilet paper comes in blister packs, two sheets per pack. Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
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04-08-2024, 10:31 AM #21
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The circle where all the people use speakerphone in public.
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04-08-2024, 10:52 AM #22
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With a nod to Jerry Pournelle and Larry Niven, people responsible for advertising.
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04-08-2024, 12:18 PM #23
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FIFY Originally Posted by bennymac
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
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04-08-2024, 12:47 PM #24
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Ive got sort of a frenemy who was a packaging major. Whenever I encounter shitty blister packaging I explicitly blame her. Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
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04-08-2024, 12:55 PM #25
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I spent 4 years of my life working there. AMA? Originally Posted by dan_pdx
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