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To provide a little context, I am taking on the responsibility of putting together a fantasy football league for our little shop and some friends and family of the shop. As with any fantasy team, smack talk and a witty team name are among some of the most important factors. I'm seeking help with the latter. I am the lone skier amongst a group of fucking knuckle draggers, so naturally I wanted to come up with something deragatory in nature.
Aside from knuckledragger, what are some other terms that I could use to put together a little pun that would be fitting for a ski shop based league.
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Thread: Derogatory Snowboard Terms
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08-12-2013, 07:08 PM #1
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Derogatory Snowboard Terms
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08-12-2013, 07:29 PM #2
<--- FEED ME!!
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gays on trays
Nothing wrong with being gay, snowboarding on the other hand... Originally Posted by Hohes
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08-12-2013, 07:35 PM #3
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^^^no such thing as being "gay" in that context. "queer" is the proper term. nothing wrong with that either
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08-12-2013, 08:44 PM #4
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I still like the saying
If it was easy it would be called snowboarding. Not sure how to work that into a team name, we have team slogans in our league.I rip the groomed on tele gear
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08-12-2013, 09:26 PM #5
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Ya, we have slogans too. It could help add context to "gay trays" because lets be honest. These idiots aren't gonna figure it out without a little help.
Keep em coming Originally Posted by bite me
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08-12-2013, 09:34 PM #6
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two-plankerIn search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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08-12-2013, 09:47 PM #7
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Skier...
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08-12-2013, 10:05 PM #8
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side scraping/slipping worthless motherfuckers
thanks Crown Royal, you sooo help eloquence...
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
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08-12-2013, 10:20 PM #9
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Brobrah works on so many levels, I've never really evolved from that.
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08-12-2013, 10:56 PM #10
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-falling leaf faggots
-human groomers
-the stupid, the slow, and the stuck
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08-12-2013, 11:01 PM #11
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And after they get stuck:
PBR powered posthole diggers
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08-12-2013, 11:16 PM #12
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Ass clowns
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08-13-2013, 06:34 AM #13
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Powder scrapers
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08-13-2013, 08:32 AM #14
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Isn't "snowboarder" a derogatory term? I mean, what do you think when you hear someone is a snowboarder?
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08-13-2013, 11:50 AM #15
Like a shithawk, Ricky.
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"If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz
Originally Posted by skifishbum
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08-13-2013, 11:51 AM #16
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mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-13-2013, 12:54 PM #17
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Originally Posted by whyturn
that's the most derogatory so far (and sadly, sometimes accurate as well; FARM THAT POW!!!)In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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08-13-2013, 01:07 PM #18
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08-13-2013, 01:38 PM #19
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It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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08-13-2013, 01:40 PM #20
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Oh, and
It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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08-13-2013, 01:55 PM #21
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Just found my team picture^
And so far I like falling leaf faggots but there are gonna be a couple minors in the field. I'm sure they've heard it before but I don't think there family would appreciate me perpetuating it.
Sent from my SPH-L710 using TGR Forums Originally Posted by bite me
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08-13-2013, 02:07 PM #22
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I think the punch line from the joke "what is the 1st thing a snowboarder says when they meet you out on the hill?" would be a good name. Subtle, yet effective.
"sorry, bro!"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
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08-13-2013, 02:11 PM #23
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08-13-2013, 02:19 PM #24
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Snowboarding, still cool in Saskatchewan
what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
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08-13-2013, 02:59 PM #25
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how bout "SIDE SLIHIPTSTERS"
yes, busy day at work
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