Don't wipe your ass after handling Jalapenos

[belgian]

Seriously, it is like the morning after hot wing night x1000. Fuck.

[moose pit]

Or use a couple shit tickets as a barrier between your shitty asshole and your jalapenoed fingers.

[f2f]

don't pick your nose either.

[adam]

Or rub your eyes. Made that mistake two times too many.

[iceman]

Taking a leak is the worst one, although I'll give you that the eyes isn't good either.

[TomCrac]

Thanks for sharing..... Don't cook bacon naked either.

[doughboyshredder]

Methinks you need to learn how to wipe your ass.

[grinch]

you sure it was the jalapenos. NTTIAWWT

[Core Shot]

use rubber gloves with the crazy hot peps

I set my girlfriends cooter on fire once

butt, to the o.p. - are you wiping your ass with a bare hand?

[BraddA]

Taking a leak is the worst one, although I'll give you that the eyes isn't good either.

Painful. Plus there those few terrifying moments before you realize that have been prepping peppers...

[belgian]

I set my girlfriends cooter on fire once

Ohhhh good memories there. bwahahaha.

And no, gentlemen I am not barebacking my asshole. Give it a go. Dip your fingers in a jalapeno jar and grab a square. Feel the burn.

[iceman]

Painful. Plus there those few terrifying moments before you realize that have been prepping peppers...

Right? as it starts to set in you definitely don't think of the peppers, just that you're having some kind of a dick seizure or something.Scary.

[Meadow Skipper]

Seriously, it is like the morning after hot wing night x1000. Fuck.

Rookies.

[leroy jenkins]

Jalapenos barley have ANY heat. I jerk off with em daily.

[Sirshredalot]

Jalapenos barley have ANY heat. I jerk off with em daily.

Your cock must be awfully tiny to fit in there. Just sayin'.

[Crampedon]

Belgian, master of the obvious...

[jgb@etree]

Hrm. I usually try not to let my fingers touch my pucker when I wipe. I guess i'm doing it wrong?

[Ripzalot]

one of the funniest stories of one of my buddies is when he harvested his pepper bush. little tiny red peppers super hot. he picked them all and then sat down to watch tv. got up to go piss, sat back down. after a few minutes he felt a little tingle. he scratched his nuts through his pants and kept watching tv. then the tingle again. this time a little more so he went for full down the pants fingers on skin scratching. big mistake. a minute later it started to come on full burn and realized his mistake. he jumped in the shower and had full cold water shower blasting his nutsack. he screamed for his wife to bring ice. she brought him a bunch and he put on it on his nuts. he said he would alternate from screaming searing fire pain to frozen aching cold pain back and forth for and hour before it subsided. i never laughed so hard in my life.

[theshredder]

my buddy had sex with cheap hooker, the next morningsat down to watch tv . got up to go piss, sat back down. after a few minutes he felt a little tingle. he scratched his nuts through his pants and kept watching tv. then the tingle again. this time a little more so he went for full down the pants fingers on skin scratching. big mistake. a minute later it started to come on full burn and realized his mistake. he jumped in the shower and had full cold water shower blasting his nutsack. he screamed for his wife to bring ice. she brought him a bunch and he put on it on his nuts. he said he would alternate from screaming searing fire pain to frozen aching cold pain back and forth for and hour before it subsided. i never laughed so hard in my life.

FIFY....

[1wsguy]

Ohhhh good memories there. bwahahaha.

And no, gentlemen I am not barebacking my asshole. Give it a go. Dip your fingers in a jalapeno jar and grab a square. Feel the burn.

You need to get some 2-ply and definitely use more than one square.

[jfost]

You need to get some 2-ply and definitely use more than one square.

2-ply is for poor people...

go for 3+

[cramer]

Taking a leak is the worst one, although I'll give you that the eyes isn't good either.

I'll 2nd the dont take a piss after. Ive made that mistake not once, but twice. Apparently, washing your hands thoroughly is not sufficient. ive since learned to use gloves when chopping peppers.

[Obstruction]

If you are going to forgoe the bumwad the converse is true as well

[snowmonster]

one of the funniest stories of one of my buddies is when he harvested his pepper bush. little tiny red peppers super hot. he picked them all and then sat down to watch tv. got up to go piss, sat back down. after a few minutes he felt a little tingle. he scratched his nuts through his pants and kept watching tv. then the tingle again. this time a little more so he went for full down the pants fingers on skin scratching. big mistake. a minute later it started to come on full burn and realized his mistake. he jumped in the shower and had full cold water shower blasting his nutsack. he screamed for his wife to bring ice. she brought him a bunch and he put on it on his nuts. he said he would alternate from screaming searing fire pain to frozen aching cold pain back and forth for and hour before it subsided. i never laughed so hard in my life.

This made me laugh my ass off!

Which brings me to this question: would you get the same effect if you got head from jalapeno-chompin' chick?

[leroy jenkins]

Your cock must be awfully tiny to fit in there. Just sayin'.

Its not the size of the boat...












its the crazy shit you rub on it before you fuck a girl. Icy hot is good for beginners.




EDITamn you snowmonster. I knew I should have posted before go to jack off with that jalapeno.