Vodka soaked tampons up the vajayjay and butt chugging beer.

[RootSkier]

Police say teens using vodka-soaked tampons to get drunk

Teenagers have found a new way of getting drunk by inserting vodka-soaked tampons into their vaginas, says a Phoenix police resource officer. And it's not just girls; boys are inserting the alcohol-drenched feminine hygiene products in their rectum.

....

Thomas said it was definitely not just girls using the tampons to get drunk; he said that rectal beer bongs is another bizarre trend created under the same concept and is becoming as popular as beer bongs used at college drinking bashes. He said that is called "butt chugging."


http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/314232

[ICEHOCEY77]

"rapid onset of effects, lower doses of alcohol are required for intoxication, and the reduced likelihood of recent alcohol consumption being being detected on the breath"


sign me up!

[RootSkier]

That's sort of what I was thinking.

[OldLarry]

Apparently this was done @ the Prom a town over last year to prevent detection by smelling it on their breath.

[link1]

birthday present for commonlaw

[systemoverblow'd]

"...the reduced likelihood of recent alcohol consumption being being detected on the breath"


sign me up!

"KPHO reports that a myth persists among teenagers that if they use alcohol-soaked tampons they would "pass a breathalyser test because they didn't actually drink the booze." But this is untrue. A breathalyser "checks what's in your blood-stream not the amount of booze on your breath," and wouldn't change the blood alcohol content determined by the test."

[toast2266]

You guys have never stuck a beer bong up your ass? Geez, this place is soy.

[WK Monoskier]

Apparently this was done @ the Prom a town over last year to prevent detection by smelling it on their breath.

Well it's a good thing no one queefed or farted!!

Teenagers found a "new" way huh...they must have fallen asleep in history class.

In several New World cultures, the enema was the technique of choice for taking hallucinogenic drugs. The practice was based on sound physiological principles.

Ritual intake of alcohol and hallucinogens by enema used to be widespread among Native American tribes and is still practiced today by some. It was performed both by hunter-gatherers in the Amazon jungle and by the Maya, the most advanced indigenous civilization in the New World. But the custom may seem puzzling or bizarre to many people today

[PassTheDutchie]

Media hysteria at its finest. Seriously: what teenage boy is going to shove a tampon up his ass to get drunk?

[WK Monoskier]

Seriously: what teenage boy is going to shove a tampon up his ass to get drunk?

This one

[toast2266]

^^^ According to the picture, I do believe he's indicating that he actually has 2 vodka soaked tampons stuck up his ass.

Here's another picture where he's saying "you know how many vodka soaked tampons I have in my ass? Two. I have two vodka soaked tampons in my ass right now"



Contrast that with this picture, where he's clearly indicating that he has five vodka soaked tampons in his ass:

[shroom]

does one have to wear a purple shirt to partake? i don't own any but am interested if the price is right.

[Art Shirk]

birthday present for commonlaw

It's not much of a gift if I already have some. I go with gin though for better ass-breath.

[El Chupacabra]

2 commonlaws 1 cup

[Hugh Conway]

Try a singlemalt douche next

It's not much of a gift if I already have some. I go with gin though for better ass-breath.

[toast2266]

does one have to wear a purple shirt to partake? i don't own any but am interested if the price is right.

nope

[shroom]

wow, gamechanger. common can we get a TR next time?

[Art Shirk]

wow, gamechanger. common can we get a TR next time?

(1) Soak tampon in gin and anise bath;
(2) Insertion;
(3) ???????????;
(4) Profit!

[skiballs]

Adds a whole new angle to buying a girl a drink .

[El Chupacabra]

wow, gamechanger. common can we get a TR next time?

(1) Soak tampon in gin and anise bath;
(2) Insertion;
(3) ???????????;
(4) Profit!

(5) Light fart like a JATO rocket:

[Tippster]

Adds a whole new angle to buying a girl a drink .

Bwahahahahahaha!

[Meathelmet]

Damn, that is soooo 1990s.

[bklyn]

I know how tampons work, and I know alcohol stings. I call BS.

[Art Shirk]

I know how tampons work, and I know alcohol stings. I call BS.

Considering people put needles in their arms and the fact that I saw an interesting performance at the Pink Poddle years ago, with the backing track of "Smokin' in the Boy's Room," I would say, some ladies might be ok with this new trend

[counterfeitfake]

I do not believe that teenage boys are interested in putting anything in their ass, much less beer, much less at a party. There is just no way.

Can people not detect bullshit when it hits their TV screen?