There you have it, the title just about sums it up. My wife's best friend is a recently divorced hot as shit cougar w/ ten year old daughter. She also likes to fuck. Believe me I hear the details from my wife... Let your imagination run wild.
For about a year or so now this cougar has been after me. I have been happily married for over ten years. So I go to my wife and tell her that this cougar is seriously on the prowl with me- and my wife defends her. Says she is being "cute" acknowledges she is a flirt and says I should deal with it as that is her personality.
Caveat: We all work together and i get to spend some time with this gal every day. So I started avoiding her at work and she goes to my wife and asks, "what have I done wrong...why is he avoiding me???" My wife then comes to me and asks why don't you like to hang out with "Mary" any more???
I'm happily married, and don't want to screw things up for some good 'old fashioned dirty sex (I have that in my marriage now), but i can only handle so much.
What bugs me is that my wife doesn't think the cougar is seriously stalking me- she is- and defends her actions. Furthermore my wife thinks I'm blowing this out of proportion. Actually, on this track I could get blown out of proportions!
How do I proceed with this?
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04-16-2009, 06:24 PM #1
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Ok here goes...wife's friend constantly hits on me- hard!
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04-16-2009, 06:25 PM #2
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04-16-2009, 06:25 PM #3Hugh Conway Guest
Threesome
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04-16-2009, 06:26 PM #4
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Der Poopenhausen....
Ask your wife if she'd like to join in to make it a threesome.
edit: too slow"if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
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04-16-2009, 06:28 PM #5
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I love that the first three posts all say Threesome and all occurred within 30 seconds of each other.
Also, Threesome!I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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04-16-2009, 06:30 PM #6
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come out of the closet
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04-16-2009, 06:39 PM #7
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No I don't think you guys get it. I have an excellent marriage.
It has gotten to the point where i can't stand seeing this woman- in some sort of Fatal Attraction sort of way. Still she is smoking hot and suck a golf ball through a garden hose. When I tell my wife "I could have had that any time a I wanted", all I get is a "Oh honey, she's just a little flirty..." Oh no boys, she's a little more than that!
I promise you this is the hottest 41 year old cougar you've ever seen.
Seriously though: A threesome is not in the cards, my wife would never go for that. I think. She's a pretty classy woman.
My background: I'm a 1000+ poster on the forum and have been a posting member for about 4 years. I'm happily married with kids and banging her on the side- well I'd get screwed for sure- by my wife in court. But At least I can say I told you so!
how do I approach "threesome" without getting in big trouble? That is very unlikely to happen
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04-16-2009, 06:41 PM #8
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If your marriage is so good you should be able to handle the flirting and not cheat. If you really think you'll cheat then your marriage isn't so good. If you won't cheat then fuck it, have fun with the flirting and just make sure your wife knows the deal.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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04-16-2009, 06:46 PM #9
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Have the cougar do the threesome conversation heavy lifting. Joke about it in front of cougar repeatedly, spark her interest and hopefully have cougar convince wife, her friend. It is of course purely speculative that cougar will take this step, but it is your only way to navigate this safely. Godspeed.
Originally Posted by just-an-alias(again)
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04-16-2009, 06:52 PM #10
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pics or GTFO
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04-16-2009, 06:54 PM #11
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You should probably make it a classy threesome then. Originally Posted by just-an-alias(again)
Your wife will be easier to approach with this idea if you get her good and drunk (on something classy of course) and then talk about it with her.
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04-16-2009, 06:57 PM #12
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Get her to:
1. Send you dirty, dirty, filthy pictures of herself.
2. Show your wife said pictures and suggest you repeat them with both cougars present.
3. Post pics here
obviously
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04-16-2009, 06:57 PM #13
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Yep, with videos and pics and great costumes (classy that is) for the girls. Don't think it could get any classier.
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04-16-2009, 06:58 PM #14
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How do you know this cougar IS seriously trying to nail you? Give us some real details
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04-16-2009, 06:59 PM #15
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You seem a bit conflicted on this issue. Tell the coug you find her immensely attractive but she needs to work out the details with your wife and hope for the best. If you go for it alone you would eventually be finding yourself without coug or wife. Originally Posted by just-an-alias(again)
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04-16-2009, 07:01 PM #16
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Is that you, Jer?
Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
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04-16-2009, 07:03 PM #17
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Cannot evaluate situation without proper photographs.
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04-16-2009, 07:03 PM #18
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I assure you, this is low hanging fruit. Originally Posted by smitchell333
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04-16-2009, 07:05 PM #19
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Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
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04-16-2009, 07:05 PM #20
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In the small mountain town in which I live, i would be outed for sure! Originally Posted by TNKen
How about a hit and run? I'm not really tempted, I'm just...sort of... tempted...
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04-16-2009, 07:09 PM #21
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My thoughts exactly. Has she actually said she wants to sleep with you? Maybe she knows the flirting makes you uncomfortable and just likes watching you squirm. Maybe she wants you to flirt back for validation if she is recently divorced. Just don't flirt back too much or your wife will start singing a different tune pretty quick. Originally Posted by smitchell333
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04-16-2009, 07:10 PM #22
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Not if you value you your marriage. Your wife will find out for sure. Originally Posted by just-an-alias(again)
Nope, like I said, you're gonna have to get your wife's approval and/or cooperation.
Get her drunk and convince her that a classy threesome is her idea.
This requires tact and charisma.
Godspeed indeed.
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04-16-2009, 07:10 PM #23
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Originally Posted by just-an-alias(again)
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04-16-2009, 07:12 PM #24
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Move somewhere that has great skiing AND condons filthy tag teaming.Canada,or somewhere in Scandinavia perhaps.All kidding aside,IGNORE HER.Marriage is easy until temptation is added in.Then the real test of your relationship takes place.But really,what do I know?I'm as ugly as shit and never get hit on anymore.Frikken jealous is me...
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04-16-2009, 07:14 PM #25
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You should be happy your wife trusts you so much.
Find the cougar a horny 18 year old and she will forget about you.
Or
Become a pimp. She gets laid you earn extra money.
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