How old are you??

[jahoney]

Now, don't get bitter old guys...

I see all you assholes post and read what you have to say.. I must say half the shit you guys say makes me feel like the youngest person on here, which i probably am.

So, tell me, how old is a maggot??

[gbarnum]

Old enough to post this shit in the Padded Room?

[Alpine Dreams]

42......

[Uncrck2]

18 bro.... i feel some of the older members don't like some of the new school slang and stuff just "cuz" Im young and grew up with chatting online like this doesn't mean u have to be so bitter

[funkendrenchman]

18 bro.... i feel some of the older members don't like some of the new school slang and stuff just "cuz" Im young and grew up with chatting online like this doesn't mean u have to be so bitter

"cuz" OMG! OMG! New school slang!!!!

[Nohillsnearby]

This has never been covered before.... SEARCH FUNCTION JONG!

[jahoney]

k, im actually trying to make a thread that has responses that will answer my question.

kthx.

p.s. I'm 19

edit- the search function would return old posts of people that maybe don't even post here anymore.. And their ages would be wrong.

kthxbye

[BeanDip4All]

27 .......

[Uncrck2]

I do understand why u guys get mad at some of the dumb questions when they have been answered back in previous threads but a lot of the old guys get mad at not spelling every word right seems like a waist of time to me to go to every thread and see the ones with spelling errors

[Bigdump]

k, im actually trying to make a thread that has responses that will answer my question.

kthx.

p.s. I'm 19

edit- the search function would return old posts of people that maybe don't even post here anymore.. And their ages would be wrong.

kthxbye

19! I've got a fartbag older than you

[cliffhucker]

i'm 18, been here 3 years already, i think that length of membership should be of some imortance, especially if you got in here before skiing mag ran that article... that being said, this really does belong in the padded room...

[fez]

. And their ages would be wrong.

kthxbye

yeah, cuz the maths is hard and shit.

[funkendrenchman]

I do understand why u guys get mad at some of the dumb questions when they have been answered back in previous threads but a lot of the old guys get mad at not spelling every word right seems like a waist of time to me to go to every thread and see the ones with spelling errors

Ya know, punctuation makes reading easier.

[Blinkyjoe]

43.... 5 weeks paid vacation, insurance and 55 minutes from great skiing is a good thing.

[jce338]

the search function would return old posts of people that maybe don't even post here anymore.. And their ages would be wrong.

It does show post dates you know. I guess all you youngins are too busy skiing backwards to fuck around with simple math.

[Making a Pizza]

18 bro.... i feel some of the older members don't like some of the new school slang and stuff just "cuz" Im young and grew up with chatting online like this doesn't mean u have to be so bitter

I'm 19 and completely capable of constructing sentences with punctuation and real words spelled correctly, bro.

[G]

twelve.

.

[Sirshredalot]

I feel like uncrck2 is trolling me with his location. No way anybody is that good a troll. No fucking way, man.

26. I had a newschoolers account at one point, and I skied backwards today. But the backwards skiing was on tele equipment, and I have a bad knee, and I have college and high school reunions coming up. Also, I have found myself getting a little jealous of maggots who have wives, real estate, careers, and health insurance. The jealousy still passes once I'm skiing, though.

[jahoney]

It does show post dates you know. I guess all you youngins are too busy skiing backwards to fuck around with simple math.

I figured all the moaning and bitching you over-the-hill doods could dish out wouldn't be as bad as trying to add years to your already large numbered ages.

sorry.

[Full Throttle!]

I am 34 and have gained (and are still gaining) wisdom. There is nothing dumber than a 20 yr old "ski bum" job that just moved to a ski resort three months ago!

[Tippster]

Eleventy six.

Brah.

[MacDaddy]

I am older than your dad and prolly bagged your mom!

7 liter lungs baby!

[adrenalated]

18 bro.... i feel some of the older members don't like some of the new school slang and stuff just "cuz" Im young and grew up with chatting online like this doesn't mean u have to be so bitter

I would just like to say.... using texting and the internet as an excuse to write poorly is retarded. Typing full words instead of slang is easier, because then you only have to learn one language for all of your professional and casual writing needs, instead of two separate spellings for every word (especially since most browsers now have spell check). And T9/auto-complete in cell phones usually makes texting full words easier and faster than texting slang. And yes, I'm young enough that I learned to use a computer in elementary school.

So shut the fuck up and learn how to write.

[Sirshredalot]

I prolly bagged his mom and his li'l sister, in keeping with my transitional age theme.

See, kid, this is how you compose some fucking prose. Learn how to write, you cumguzzling taint-licker*.

*Strunk & White claim that the hyphen in taint-licker is not necessarily required, but I feel that it is more appropriate than making taint-licker a compound word. Call me stodgy if you must.

[jce338]

I figured all the moaning and bitching you over-the-hill doods could dish out wouldn't be as bad as trying to add years to your already large numbered ages.

sorry.

I am actually just a little older than you....