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08-24-2007, 03:40 AM #1
...darkness is beautiful
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TR: Sexy Snow Skiing Scenics, NZ - 08/23/07
DATE OF SEXY:
August 23th, 2007
LOCATION OF CONCEPTION
Remarkables, New Zealand....surprise, surprise, the Alta Chutes
PAYING CUSTOMERS:
666, NZphotoslave. Woody, & Tuk
WEATHER:
Some high cloud
SYNOPSIS:
Ski the chutes and take some sexy snow skiing scenics.
LOVE MUSIC:
Wham - "Wham Rap"
Tuk, from Japan, has no idea what is about to happen at the summit...
Ahhhh....OOOOOOOOh.....Kiwi-country
This guy hasn't done this much hiking since there was a 50% off sale for cigarettes at the local BP...
On the way up, 666 decides to pull his groin...
And a scenic carve on the way back to the bootpack...
The Summit, the summit of love.....
Double cone was there to join us for support...
God this guy is smokin' hot...
"You think I can set in an edge?"
Don't think I'll even try....
We really should do our stretching before we make our descent...
Woody's calves were extremely tight, but we worked that out....
Kiwi powder day...
Woody grows some BALLS and launches into the fresh windBLOWN...
666 CATCHES some of Woody's sloppy SECONDS...
Tuk quickly attempts to get the hell away from us....
But his form is TIGHT...
666 is DEEP within the MOMENT
Tuk gets his ASS rammed on this windlip.....
Super exposed upper FACE has been licked....
....by this gorgeous MODEL
So, we decide to SLAY 'exterminator'....
And 666 POKES his way down...
NZphotoslave SLAVES some cold smoke....
Woody LAPPED this one up as well.....
Tuk finds his own HOLE....
Woody skipped a cigarette for another turn...
Photoslave creates a Canon-carve....
Nice view of the "short hike" access to the Alta Chutes...
Tuk SPERMS his way to an untouched snow field...
And makes it look fun...
Last edited by skier666; 07-08-2008 at 03:25 PM.
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08-24-2007, 03:41 AM #2
...darkness is beautiful
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I think Photoslave has a better camera.....
Woody is HARDUP on skiing more and more powder....
He received some white stuff to the face....
We almost fell into a sticky situation....
666 lines up another...
Tuk decides to go SWITCH....
These guys work so well together...
The cameraman goes out for a clensing...
...and RECEIVES
The line - start from the summit on lookers right, make our way down to the central chute (exterminator), and FINISH at the lake...
Toilet Bowl session was calling our name....good view of Shadow Basin and the Alta Chutes...
Woody PICKED us UP at the bottom...
Scenic....
and to think that we all fell in love at the top of those peaks....
I wonder how these TR's are actually made...immaculate conception? I don't think so.
Later....
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Did I really just do this TR?
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08-24-2007, 04:03 AM #3
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Oh shit!
That fucking rocked. Sweet kiwi stoke.
Thanks.
I feel the pain.
its the whisky talking
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08-24-2007, 04:17 AM #4
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New Zealand is fugging stunning.
Last edited by Shorey; 08-24-2007 at 04:21 AM.
Not around much these days.
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08-24-2007, 04:19 AM #5
sucks on the internet
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You are a bunch of whores!!
Edit: ..in every respect..
Last edited by Hicks; 08-24-2007 at 09:55 AM.
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08-24-2007, 04:31 AM #6
Bored
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Fuck me!
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08-24-2007, 04:42 AM #7
...darkness is beautiful
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^^^^^^
That comment is a little out of line don't you think?
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08-24-2007, 04:51 AM #8
Registered Abuser
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Wow, summer on the bottom, winter on the top.
Originally Posted by skier666
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and to think that we all fell in love at the top of those peaks....
Seems like a lot of NZ is like that.
Is there a ski area around there, or was it all bc hiking?
Keep the TR's coming.
Xcellent summer stoke.. . .
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08-24-2007, 05:00 AM #9
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They aren't really shagging Hayduke, they're pretending so it looks funny for the TR. Living on Hampstead Heath has really got to you.
Not around much these days.
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08-24-2007, 05:30 AM #10
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Zombie Jesus approves of this trip report
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08-24-2007, 05:33 AM #11
pooder hoond
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these TRs are taking the piss
fur bearing, drunk, prancing eurosnob
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08-24-2007, 05:47 AM #12
Lovin the mank in CH!
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Much props to 666 for the ill summer stoke!
#1 goal this year......stay alive +
DOWN SKIS
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08-24-2007, 05:54 AM #13
We'll blast them at sea
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Slutty McSlutterson, must you be so slutty? and every day too? i mean, thats quite slutty.
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08-24-2007, 07:07 AM #14
Tahoe Rad ...as in MRI
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Unreal in every way: vistas, skiers' form & lines, the snow, the Brokeback Mountain Priest-Altar boy scene.
Sweet TR!!!!!
.Every man dies. Not every man lives.
You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.
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08-24-2007, 07:17 AM #15
Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
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Wham!
Another amazing TR to wake up to.
Shutterbug...
Jitterbug...
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08-24-2007, 07:21 AM #16
Caul Fat Dealer
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daily
for the 666. I was worried that the unhappy face meant something bad happened 
"It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
- A. Solzhenitsyn
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08-24-2007, 07:23 AM #17
Stuck in the middle
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Hot damn that's purdy.
I'm not worried about you getting injured while riding, more of your heart exploding from all the coffee.
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08-24-2007, 07:41 AM #18
Aging Badly
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You filthy, filthy whore.
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08-24-2007, 07:46 AM #19
skier
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delivering like the fucking postman- every fucking day.
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08-24-2007, 07:49 AM #20
Wrecking Ball
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Is Tuk rocking a pair of the '08 Troublemakers?
Droool....
Last edited by Roo; 08-24-2007 at 07:52 AM.
"Nothing is funnier than Hitler." - Smokey McPole
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08-24-2007, 07:50 AM #21
Happy Happy Joy Joy
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This made me happy!
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08-24-2007, 09:23 AM #22
What are you looking at?
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This TR left me feeling pretty dirty.
Ass rammed? Seriously? That's a pretty subtle double entendre... I'm not sure everyone is going to get what you're talking about. Originally Posted by skier696969
Tuk gets his ASS rammed on this windlip.....
Last edited by slim; 08-24-2007 at 09:33 AM. Reason: Not enough ass ramming.
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08-24-2007, 09:31 AM #23
Ghengis Jzhong
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Fuggin Awesome!
Originally Posted by Bob
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08-24-2007, 09:35 AM #24
Great White Ninja
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Dude. You guys killed it (again).
The Griz
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08-24-2007, 09:40 AM #25
tree bleezin
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why cant i see the pics? is it just my cunt kiwi internet or what?
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