Positive Vibes Needed

**Below Zero** · 03-12-2007, 08:26 AM

My second cousin's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's cousin stubbed her toe on the bathroom door this morning. We think she'll be OK, but I heard that it really hurt.

Please send positive vibes.

Thanks.

**mrryde** · 03-12-2007, 08:31 AM

++++ Vibes for the bathroom door

**trainnvain** · 03-12-2007, 08:34 AM

Hey there grumpy, wanna hug?

**Rontele** · 03-12-2007, 08:37 AM

this made me laugh. i hope your second cousin is okay!

**MOHSHSIHd** · 03-12-2007, 08:37 AM

shit, I could totally use some of those vibes if you can spare any. I totally skinned my knee while froot booting yesterday....fucking hurt for like .23 seconds

**pechelman** · 03-12-2007, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

shit, I could totally use some of those vibes if you can spare any.

me too
ive got gas

actually, I need +++vibes+++ for my cube mate

**valleygirl** · 03-12-2007, 08:44 AM

here too... my shoulder still hurts from... well, a while ago but it was exacerbated by a digger I took last weekend and has deteriorated further due to a couple of windmill-please-don't-fall-down moments this weekend. Send vibes. Better yet, send massage therapist. I'll pay.

**Below Zero** · 03-12-2007, 08:56 AM

I just went to Starbucks and I ordered a vanilla latte and they forgot the vanilla. PLEASE HELP, more positive vibes needed. Are there any to spare? No vanilla in the latte! Oh the humanity!

**mr_gyptian** · 03-12-2007, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by Below Zero

I just went to Starbucks and I ordered a vanilla latte and they forgot the vanilla. PLEASE HELP, more positive vibes needed. Are there any to spare? No vanilla in the latte! Oh the humanity!

Where do I send $$$$?

**Anxious Mo-Fo** · 03-12-2007, 09:00 AM

I've been there, and know how much a badly prepared latte can hurt your self-esteem.

Relax... people are already organizing a gear auction for you.

**Harv** · 03-12-2007, 09:06 AM

I had my first bout with erectile disfunction last night. need vibes for my unit asap. thanks

**TBS** · 03-12-2007, 09:19 AM

Please send naked pictures of your second cousin's brother's girlfriend and her sister so we can assess the level of positive vibes to send.

**mrryde** · 03-12-2007, 09:22 AM

i scaped my knee playing soccer yesterday, in lieu of vibes, please send neosporin

**Dside11-11** · 03-12-2007, 09:38 AM

BZ,

Please PM me with your paypal info.

I am here for you, brother.

Your dear friend,

Rob

**extreeski** · 03-12-2007, 09:56 AM

I cut myself shaving....

Could use some vibes too.....

**shmerham** · 03-12-2007, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by valleygirl

here too... my shoulder still hurts from... well, a while ago but it was exacerbated by a digger I took last weekend and has deteriorated further due to a couple of windmill-please-don't-fall-down moments this weekend. Send vibes. Better yet, send massage therapist. I'll pay.

I feel your pain. Literally. Might not be as much of an issue for a lady, but being limited by what I can do, all I want to do is relieve a little stress if you know what I mean. The injured shoulder makes that a little more difficult.

**Deep Days** · 03-12-2007, 10:15 AM

LONE STAR! I AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHERS' COUSIN'S UNCLE'S FORMER ROOMMATE!

BZ... your schwartz is bigger than mine.

**Blurred** · 03-12-2007, 12:56 PM

+++++++vibes++++++++++

One slightly used penis pump for sale. $30

All proceeds go to Below Zeros second cousin's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's cousin.

**WhiteLight** · 03-12-2007, 02:31 PM

Paypal sent.

**InspectorGadget** · 03-12-2007, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Simplicity

Isn't that redundant? If it's your second cousin's brother, then he is also your second cousin.

What if his second cousin's brother is BZ's brother too?

If so, double vibes sent. And a double latte to wash down the facts.

Where do I send all this shit???

**snowsprite** · 03-12-2007, 02:47 PM

Screw the paypal, this is serious. I'm sending several pounds of bacon.

And soy.

Sprite

**Buzzworthy** · 03-12-2007, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by mrryde

i scaped my knee playing soccer yesterday, in lieu of vibes, please send neosporin

Pffft, Amatuer, I blew my ACL last sunday. In lew of neosporin, send narcotics please!

**SheSkisTrees** · 03-12-2007, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by Below Zero

My second cousin's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's cousin

Here in Vermont, they might all be in the same family.

I think we should raise funds to send them all to West Virginia, where the rest of the family is.

**Harv** · 03-12-2007, 03:29 PM

never mind on my request. vibes clearly worked. once at lunch time and again just now. can't thank you guys enough.

**twodogs** · 03-12-2007, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

Pffft, Amatuer, I blew my ACL last sunday. In lew of neosporin, send narcotics please!

I had my shoulder relocated without pain meds cuz I was 2 hours from home and didn't want to have to stay anywhere for the night.

Had to pass up Morphine drip.