Reverend's Annual Winter Blessing

[The Reverend Floater]

Freaky reminded me that it's been a while since I delivered a worthy sermon.


Behold, breathern, for our time is once again upon us! Tis the season when feathers fall from angels' wings, blanketing our rock and stone cathedrals in a devine shade of white and delivering on to us, the Faithful, our vehicle devinitus upon which we celebrate the gift of life. For he who must occasionally expell snow from his lungs doth truly understand the Gift and Love that doth plummet from the wings of the dead and the vistas of heaven. And let us celebrate the lives of those who haveth passed on into the peaks above ours, for they doth make ready an eternal chest-deep blower day that awaits the Faithful. May those with Latte stains on their mittens learn to understand both the holy trinity of snow, sunshine and mountains as well as the irrelevance of the backseat DVD player and heated driveway. For he with worn leather gloves and older fat boards grins widest upon the land only because he truly understandeth that which is showered up us. Be kind to thy brothers and sisters and let them reap first turns before yee, for admiring the joy will surely compound thy own. And rest easy knowing that thy own deep turns will most definitely be bestowed upon thee, for she who grants love receives love ten-fold. Positivity is a catalyst, my friends, which only stands to better the masses and cause Ullr to smile upon his Faithful. Blessed be my brothers and sisters who will spend their existence within the Search for they are the ones who eternal fluff and joy will find.

Amen.

[rightcoast]

that was great. seriously made my day.

[PlayHarder]

Can I get an amen, Brothers and Sisters.

[gincognito]

Preach on, Rev. Preach on.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and amen),
d.

[homerjay]

amen

[basom]

thumbs up as i grin from ear to ear, good one to read on a friday afternoon on the way out the door for a weekend of turns

[Benny Profane]

Amen! pass that collection plate.

[InspectorGadget]

I kneel at your alter and whisper sincere thanks.

[hev]

that was awesome.

all

[Idris]

Ahhhhhhhh I just hope the office monkeys will understand when I print this large and duck tape it to the walls!

[Flash]

Best post of the day, right there.

Damn, Rev, you got skills.

[Telenater]

Bless me father for I have sinned......

Be kind to thy brothers and sisters and let them reap first turns before yee, for admiring the joy will surely compound thy own

I have failed in my obligations on many occasions.

I bend my knee before the altar of the mountains and beg for forgiveness.

[Lane Meyer]

Amen! Next winter, I leave the islands behind and return to the white room.

[Schmear]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
For he .... grins widest .... because he truly understandeth that which is showered up us.

I've always said* a good enema is does wonders for the soul.





















*not really

[Arty50]

Halleluiah!!!!

[watersnowdirt]

I feel blessed!! Thanks Rev!

AMEN!!

[splat]

Without such spiritual guidance raining down the electronic stairway from Heaven, I am just dope shit.

[teleee]

Holy Shit Rev!!!
AMEN!!

[Squirrel99]

add another AMEN to the list!

[ak_powder_monkey]

Amen

[Innominatus]

And thus doth the sermon resonate! Nice work, Rev.

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(Apologies to Han Hoogerbrugge for the ripoff)

[Innominatus]

Or maybe it should be:

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Or something.

[powstash]

Casimiro couldn't have preached it better, neither now nor when he was at the helm.

Thanks for the inspiration Rev. Preach on Preacher Man.