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Thread: K2 Buys PMGear USA!!!!
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06-01-2006, 02:25 PM #1
K2 Buys PMGear USA!!!!
Vashon Island, WA (AP)...
Hot on the heels of its acquisition of Line and Kaharu, it was announced that K2 has also purchased start up merchandiser and ski manufacturer PMGear USA. Vice President Tim Petrick said: "We've been watching with interest the growth of PMGear, they have really stepped up with the "Bro" model and have a ski that is great for alpine, AT and telemark applications. Plus, the company has steeze, and when Tyrone [PMGear principal Tyrone Shoelaces]hucked Hospital, well, that sealed the deal."
Detailed terms of the acquisition were not announced, but the deal was said to be a combination of cash, K2 stock, hookers and blow. Petrick reported that production of the Bro model will be moved to a new factry being built near Phuket, Thailand and that present management would re-locate, splitting time between there and a new corporate office in La Grave, France, to oversee expansion in the European market. When contacted at The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, near Reno, NV, PMGear CEO Pat Keane commented, "FKNA!!!"Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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06-01-2006, 02:30 PM #2Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Sweet, where's my check?
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06-01-2006, 02:33 PM #3Hucked to flat once
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06-01-2006, 02:38 PM #4Originally Posted by Conundrum
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06-01-2006, 02:41 PM #5pura vida
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Originally Posted by Twoplanker
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06-01-2006, 03:51 PM #6Originally Posted by TwoplankerIf you have a problem & think that someone else is going to solve it for you then you have two problems.
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06-01-2006, 03:54 PM #7
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06-01-2006, 03:56 PM #8
Stay with the hookers and blow. You'll be better off in the long run.
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06-01-2006, 04:01 PM #9
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06-01-2006, 04:06 PM #10
what is better, hookers and blow, or scotch and whores?
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06-01-2006, 04:08 PM #11Originally Posted by mntlion
Last edited by Rontele; 06-01-2006 at 04:12 PM.
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06-01-2006, 04:31 PM #12Originally Posted by Pow4Brains
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06-01-2006, 09:20 PM #13glocal
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Stock certificates are typed on small used squares of paper folded in triangles tucked neatly into used condoms. Feel free to take them into any bank for a cash exchange with a good looking teller.
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06-01-2006, 09:27 PM #14rain
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06-01-2006, 09:36 PM #15glocal
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Originally Posted by P_McPoser
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06-01-2006, 09:45 PM #163...2...1...dropping
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AAAH!
Hookers?
What have we come to in skiing?
PMgear is such a sellout. Jesus christ.
But on a more serious note, hospital was sick.
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06-01-2006, 09:48 PM #17rain
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Originally Posted by splat
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06-02-2006, 12:12 AM #18
Patches O'Houlihan: I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat.
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06-02-2006, 12:25 AM #19
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06-02-2006, 12:36 AM #20Originally Posted by pollard
mmm, disagree, nothing crashes harder than blow. When it's up, it's great, but the recession and subsequent depression can nearly kill a sane man. Scotch can be stable for 10, 12, maybe even 18 years. Pays off much better in the long term. The smart investment, imho, would be scotch and whores.
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06-02-2006, 12:43 AM #21
Well, BP's advice is NOT to take any interests in residential real estate properties from those K2 snakes.
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06-02-2006, 02:46 AM #22
Sweet, so Bros have rivets now?
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06-02-2006, 08:47 AM #23
did they need rivets? I think that would only weigh down the tips more than the tails (more surface area to put more rivets) causing many a maggot to spin off axis. Plus the light is right crew would be all up in arms. No, rivets would be bad.
Now a real airplane tip ornament on the origional bros would be stylie. I'll bet K2 could come up with something....actually I'd leave that up to Dynastar with thier old Course SL ski - remember that one with the red bubble tip ornament?"In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson
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06-02-2006, 08:55 AM #24Originally Posted by powstash
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06-02-2006, 09:22 AM #25Originally Posted by AlkasquawlikWaste your time, read my crap, at:
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