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    Best parents ever?

    Associated Press
    July 8, 2005
    NASHVILLE, Tenn. --A couple pleaded guilty Thursday to hiring a stripper for their son's 16th birthday party and were sentenced to two years probation.
    Landon and Anette Pharris, who were charged with contributing the delinquency of a minor, also were ordered to take parenting classes.
    The parents hired the stripper to perform at a September party attended by about a dozen young people.
    Cassandra Joyce Park, 29, who police say used the stage name "Sassy," danced for a few hours before partygoers took up a collection and paid her $150 more to fully disrobe, Anette Pharris said.
    The stripper and the man she was with were also granted probation.
    Police were tipped off to the party by a photo developer at a drug store who saw pictures of the occasion.
    Pharris said after being arrested that she tried to do something special for her son.
    "We even had grandpa there," she said.


    A family that gets tits in their face together, stays together? Hopefully they've learned their lesson... get a digital camera.

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    Wonder what they were planning for his 18th??

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    Best parents ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shmerham
    ...who police say used the stage name "Sassy" ...
    Bitch stole my stage name!

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    Police were tipped off to the party by a photo developer at a drug store who saw pictures of the occasion.
    so many snitches in this country

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    Quote Originally Posted by crstlextrm
    so many snitches in this country
    Mr. Trask: Mr. Sims, you are a cover-up artist and you are a liar.

    Col. Frank Slade: But not a snitch!

    Trask: Excuse me?

    Slade: No, I don't think I will. This is such a crock of shit.

    Trask: Mr. Slade, you will watch your language. You are at the Baird School now not a barracks. Now Mr. Sims I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.

    Slade: Mr. Sims doesn't want it. He doesn't need to labeled, "...still worthy of being a 'Baird Man.'" What the hell is that? What is your motto here? Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide. Anything short of that we're gonna burn you at the stake? Well, gentlemen. When the going gets tough, some guys run and some guys stay. Here's Charlie--facing the fire, and there's George--hiding in big Daddy's pocket. And what are you gonna do? You're gonna reward George, and destroy Charlie.

    Trask: Are you finished, Mr. Slade?

    Slade: No. I'm just gettin' warmed up. Now I don't know who went to this place--William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryant, William Tell--whoever. Their spirit is dead; if they ever had one, it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea going snitches. And if you think your preparing these minnows for manhood you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills. What a sham! What kind of show are you guys puttin' on here today. I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I say, this boy's soul is in tact. It is non-negotiable. You know how I know. Because someone here--I'm not gonna say who--offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn't selling.

    Mr.Trask: Sir, you are out of order!

    Slade: Out of order, I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is Mr.Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place. Out of order, who the hell do you think you're talking to? I've been around you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen, boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit, there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs but I say that you are executing his soul. And why? Because he's not a Baird man. Baird men, you hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, fuck you too.

    Mr. Trask: Stand down Mr. Slade!

    Slade: I'm not finished! Now as I came in here, I heard those words...cradle of leadership. Well, when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here, it has fallen! Makers of men, creators of leaders, be careful what kind of leaders you're producing here. Now, I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong; I'm no judge or jury. But I can tell you this: he won't sell anybody out to buy his future! And that my friends is called integrity, that's called courage. Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. (pause) Now I have come to the crossroads in my days, and I have always known the right path, always, without exception, I knew. But I never took it, you know why? Because it's too damn hard. Now here's Charlie; he's come to the crossroads. And he's chosen a path, it's the right path. It's a path made of principle, that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey. You hold this boy's future in your hands committee! It's a valuable future. Believe me! Don't destroy...protect it...embrace it. It's gonna make you proud some day...I promise.
    Last edited by Arty50; 07-08-2005 at 10:23 AM.
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    Police were tipped off to the party by a photo developer at a drug store who saw pictures of the occasion.
    WTF they look at those? gooo...glad i'm digital now

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    What the photos of the 16 year old party goers snorting coke off of Sassy's ass didn't turn out?

    Good parents would have atleast shelled out for their son to have lost his virginity to a stipper. These folks really need to step up the plate next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaramieSkiBum
    WTF they look at those? gooo...glad i'm digital now
    Yes, I like to look.




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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    Good parents would have atleast shelled out for their son to have lost his virginity to a stipper. These folks really need to step up the plate next time.
    Novel idea for a way to pay off all those law school loans.
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