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Thread: KW Long Board Day TR *Sickness Awaits*

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    KW Long Board Day TR *Sickness Awaits*

    Just to get to Long Board day was a mission. Leaving the Bay was a nightmare…but we did get to see a Z71 pickup that needed new front brakes.



    "Yoda says eat a healthy breakfast before skiing on 222's"



    Greydon, Geoff Small, my cousin Dave, and myself rocked everyone’s world on Saturday morning. Walter showed up later, and clocked 90 mph down Sentinel. We strapped on our best attire, jock staps, and rocked Motley Crue's (*EDIT) “Girls, Girls, Girls” in the parking lot before we clicked into the big daddy’s.

    666 – Ummm yeah, the pants. The Pants fucking ruled! So tight and yet so stylish…made me feel like Tom Selleck!



    Wait a second, time to call my broker:



    "Sell 50,000 shares of Obermeyer"



    Dave – A non-tgr cousin….can’t you tell he’s related?



    Greydon was rockin’ some Blizzard 210+ DH Boards mounted 3 Pin stylee….exact model I forget.
    666 was on some 222 RD ValdezExtremes.
    Dave was getting laid on some 217 RD’s
    Mr. Small scored with all the ladies rocking the 210 Longoni.
    Walter rinsed it on a pair of Blizzard 215’s



    Lovers - 666 and Greydon, we made love in a station wagon just before this pic was taken:



    We rolled off cornices, did some laps on 6, then 10.

    666....extreme skiing!!! Its the hottest thing right now:



    Greydon trying to flex the DH's:



    Rinsed.........Blizzard style



    A quick run to the car, and we then grab the baggy pants, fat skis, and a hoodie to ski'4'real. Next year, we need more than 5 people....

    Afternoon...non-LBD steeze:

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    Last edited by skier666; 03-31-2009 at 12:30 PM.

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    "and let's go now to our judges"

    USA: Styled proper, Klaus would be proud- 8.5

    Canada: For fucksake, You guys from the 80's or what, eh? 8.0 for given'er

    France: fook it all, monsieur. you are hollywood and stylie- I give you a 9.5. Not quite Edgar Grospiron, but we like.

    NZ: Rinsed Proper! 9.5 (gotta leave some room for next year, chap)


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    Quote Originally Posted by skier666
    Next year, we need more than 5 people....
    I promise I'll be there next year. I'm already keeping my eyes open for something over 210. Those pictures are CHAMP!.
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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    Long Board Day was a joyous event. I renewed my love for phat skis and raged with the 666. We met American girls, drank in the parking lot, called the valley shuttle on his PIMPING cellbot and did cocaine with FOXES in their hot tub.

    666 at the après-ski party
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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    Awesome!
    I woulda been right there with ya.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and on the look-out),
    d.
    "Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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    HA!

    Too funny.

    Thanks for the smiles.
    so many mountains...so little time

    www.splitboard.com

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    Oh -- my.......



    (but that is a very nice tele turn by Greydon on the long boards.....)
    Waste your time, read my crap, at:
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    Quote Originally Posted by skier666
    rocked Poison’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” in the parking lot before we clicked into the big daddy’s.
    any points gained by your oakleys are now lost.
    fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy109
    any points gained by your oakleys are now lost.
    I prefer Motley Crue's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."





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    i'm laughing my ass off!

    the fact that 222 valdez extremes were even made and sold to anyone who wanted them is enough to laugh about.
    Craig Kelly is my co-pilot.

    Buy Your Lift Tickets in Advance and Save

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    I prefer Motley Crue's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."




    Stopping drinking the JONG-water, Every Rose Has It’s Thorn = Poison. Then again, we are debating the stink of shit.
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    I prefer Motley Crue's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."




    Ackk!! Unless there's another version, I've just lost a lot of respect for phUnk.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and it's Poison, dammit!),
    d.
    edit: a little slow...
    "Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by Greydon Clark
    Stopping drinking the JONG-water, Every Rose Has It’s Thorn = Poison. Then again, we are debating the stink of shit.
    POTD


    1234556670
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    Quote Originally Posted by skier666

    Extreeeeme points for the tassle on the hat. So 80's, so stylie.
    "In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson

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    "Hottest Accessory Award" goes to...
    The Zack Morris phone....very tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    POTD


    1234556670
    it's even post-er of the day as he doesn't understand the no-no-no guy ->
    fine

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    So, gin & Greydon: Who did "Girls, girls, girls" (according to reality, not 666)?




    Now, see what I did there?


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    I think phUnk has won this round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    So, gin & Greydon: Who did "Girls, girls, girls" (according to reality, not 666)?




    Now, see what I did there?

    Those two obviously don't know their GNR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli
    Those two obviously don't know their GNR
    Now where do they fit in?
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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    OK, so a late night post...I'm a retard, its not Poison, don't even know how I could make such a drastic mistake....so sorry in all regards.

    EDIT* how about "Unskinny Bop"

    ...bop, bop, bop

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    So, gin & Greydon: Who did "Girls, girls, girls" (according to reality, not 666)?




    Now, see what I did there?

    slow down...
    fine

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    Neon is not dead!

    I like the transceiver accessory because you never know when the hardpack is gonna give....



    Quote Originally Posted by stompinlines
    "Hottest Accessory Award" goes to...
    The Zack Morris phone....very tight.

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    I feel shame.
    "Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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    is that an Aunt Mables hat flappin in the wind???

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