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  1. 01-07-2009, 03:12 PM #51
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  2. 01-07-2009, 03:14 PM #52
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    I used to know these two guys that went camping at the same spot for a few years MAINLY because there were mice at that spot.

    They would sit there all damn night long drinking beer and holding thier pellet guns looking for a chance to plunk one.

    later one of them might have thrown a co2 cartridge into the fire ruining the adventure for time immortal. (but causing one kick ass 'explosion)
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  3. 01-07-2009, 03:15 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Cat's not an option, since I'm allergic to them.
    Pussy.

    No pun intended
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  4. 01-07-2009, 03:19 PM #54
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    i can just now hear the mice's reaction to this thread


    "Dude. I just slayed the work bathroom so hard"

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    1) Seal all external easy access

    2) Set traps wherever droppings are found. Use the snap traps. I used the sticky traps for a while and they worked, but for some reason a few pesky mice were able to figure out how to extricate themselves, besides you have to engage in the unpleasant task of drowning the mice with the sticky traps.
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  6. 01-07-2009, 03:23 PM #56
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    A cat is the fucking answer, no spoiled pet shop one either. A nice friendly stray from the humane society is the way to go.

    When we moved into our house we had a small mouse problem, our+ very friendly cat took care of it in roughly a week. He never ate them just killed them for sport I guess.

    I'll never forget my mom's face when I brought her into the house for the first time and she saw the small pile of three or four dead mice in the kitchen our cat had left for us. Priceless.
    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
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    even our gimpy, half blind, 11 year old puss catches mice now and again.

    teh sulushuns iz clear, srsly:
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    I just got an absolutely hysterical call from my wife who apparently just went into the house and saw two mice running on our counters.

    She's freaking out. Heh.

    ALL OUT FUCKING WAR STARTING WHEN I GET HOME!!!
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    If you're seeing mice in daylight in food prep areas it is definitely time to fire up the Death Star.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    If you're seeing mice in daylight in food prep areas it is definitely time to fire up the Death Star.
    I just wonder where they are coming from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    I just wonder where they are coming from.
    They're already inside, they live there.

    Now they must die there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    They're already inside, they live there.

    Now they must die there.
    I am leaving the office to go and wage war...

    I will report back shortly.
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  13. 01-07-2009, 03:47 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    I just got an absolutely hysterical call from my wife who apparently just went into the house and saw two mice running on our counters.

    She's freaking out. Heh.

    ALL OUT FUCKING WAR STARTING WHEN I GET HOME!!!
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    My latest issue was animals in my crawl space. There were three raccoons down there and a possum. The possum got trapped inside after the holes were sealed up. We could hear the little bastard scratching around trying to get out all night. Try sleeping with an animal trapped under the floor of your house. Not easy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    They're already inside, they live there.

    Now they must die there.
    This place has totally gone to shit.

    Animal killing thread and nobody has mentioned hammers yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    I am leaving the office to go and wage war...

    I will report back shortly.
    Send in the Israeli army.
    Tell them the mice are islamic.
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  17. 01-07-2009, 04:28 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    I'd ather have my kids get their finger stuck in a sticky trap than a snap one. Fuck the mice - they are in my home so they must die. Glue trap with a piece of Chocolate in the middle - sometimes I catch two at a time and throw their squealing asses right into the Trashcan.

    Cat's not an option, since I'm allergic to them.

    Sheesh - keep it up and you'll be out crying about the poor rocks and trees.
    WTF?! Chocolate in traps??? No wonder you're catching small children!


    Just hope they don't ski:

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    GF has a mouse in her apartment I have been hunting the last few days... she's more scared of the mouse than death itself I think...
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  19. 01-07-2009, 05:00 PM #69
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    I 2nd cancelling the exterminator. Sticky traps with a dab of peanut butter in the middle works great! Better than the neck breaker traps. Get lots.
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    Tracy, that is just wrong. I found a hole in the bottom drawer where the gasline comes up to feed the countertop stove (yes, we're yuppies).

    That shit is now plugged with a lifetimes worth of steel wool. It is now trap time...
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  21. 01-07-2009, 05:12 PM #71
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    "To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
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    Don't use a life trap- wife bought one thinking less cruel. It worked but when I looked inside it was like the mouse exploded inside the box. Its blood and a few mice parts.

    I went all Rambo during our war on mice and rats. Heard the door under the sink in downstairs bathroom. Suited up with gloves and ski goggles and a piece of metal. Thought I'd bring dog with me. But seeing me go agro before going in scared him so he became a conscientious objector . I guess there was alot of rat screaming.
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    To paraphrase Biggie

    "There is gonna be a lot of soul singing, flower bringing if my mouse traps start springing"

    Game fucking on, fools. Let those fuckers die.
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  24. 01-07-2009, 05:45 PM #74
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    dont forget the bleach.....
    their filth has been everywhere in your kitchen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    Sticky traps with a dab of peanut butter in the middle works great! Better than the neck breaker traps.
    Dead is dead. A quick death by broken neck seems better than a lingering death stuck to glue to me. You would be like "Peanut Butter, cool." Then you would be dead.

    In the other scenario, you would be like "Peanut Butter, cool, fuck I'm stuck HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME oh fuck I'm screwed, but at least I have time to think about how screwed I am. I guess that is a blessing. FUCK NO IT'S NOT A BLESSSING I'M STUCK AND I'M DYING.

    So, my recomendation is the snap traps.

    If you disagree, I am willing to experiment on you and whatever family members you can round up for this death experiment extravaganza.
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