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    Renne Zellweger on 1080's

    Watching tv the other day I saw the preview for Renne Zellweger new movie "The Edge of Reason". In part of the preview shes skiing out of control and I noticed a big Powder banner that she just about takes out. Her charter "Bridget Jones" add to the british gapper sterotype in the skiing world

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    "A lack of planning and preparation on your part does not make it an emergency on my part."

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    Oh, god, that outfit is horrible!
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossibandit
    "Bridget Jones" add to the british gapper sterotype in the skiing world
    Renee is from Texas, so being a gaper comes naturally to her

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    Is she wearing a tiolet rug?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    Is she wearing a tiolet rug?
    I think that's rat fur.


    So cruel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Oh, god, that outfit is horrible!
    Isn't that the oakley outfit Jon is wearing this season??? You know, pink is punk.

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    that vest it made from some furry animal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1080Rider
    Isn't that the oakley outfit Jon is wearing this season??? You know, pink is punk.
    The outfit wouldn't be that bad (pink, though, don't know about that) if she also wasn't wearing the gray bath mat.
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    "A lack of planning and preparation on your part does not make it an emergency on my part."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Oh, god, that outfit is horrible!
    Only if by "horrible" you mean "AWESOME! WHERE THE HELL DO I GET ONE RIGHT NOW!"

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    extreme gapper rennee

    http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/...hi/bjd2_03.jpg

    sort of looks like shane with that helmet cam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD
    Renee is from Texas, so being a gaper comes naturally to her
    and I'm hear to tell ya, you can take the gaper out of Texas, but you can't take the Texas out of a gaper...

    remember the Alamo!!!

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    "A lack of planning and preparation on your part does not make it an emergency on my part."

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    The new Bridget Jones movie isn't subtitled "The Cameltoe Chronicles" by any chance, is it?

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    quoted by AD:

    The new Bridget Jones movie isn't subtitled "The Cameltoe Chronicles" by any chance, is it?


    I would pay 10 buck to see that flick
    "A lack of planning and preparation on your part does not make it an emergency on my part."

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    Looked pretty hot at Sundance

    Renee was in Park City for Sundance Film Festival two years ago. She was eating dinner at the old Mileti's restaurant on Main Street and had so many people gawking and staring at her, she asked the waitress to see if they could reseat her toward the rear of the restaurant

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    "We each hit that, puttin that bitch together like chinese finger cuffs" [Jay]
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel99
    Renee was in Park City for Sundance Film Festival two years ago. She was eating dinner at the old Mileti's restaurant on Main Street and had so many people gawking and staring at her, she asked the waitress to see if they could reseat her toward the rear of the restaurant
    Cameltoe has an irresistible quality...

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    Whoa! Kush been giving her lessons or what?

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    Name the 2 similarities between these skiers

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    1) Both are gapers
    2) Both like men

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    Talking

    Punani's on FIRE!

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    Talking

    Now that I'm on the same sticks like her does that qualify me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossibandit
    Watching tv the other day I saw the preview for Renne Zellweger new movie "The Edge of Reason". In part of the preview shes skiing out of control and I noticed a big Powder banner that she just about takes out.
    http://www.grin.net/~meluchie/images/724410.jpg

    Those BMWs are sheer powderhouses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Oh, god, that outfit is horrible!

    That looks like a fartbag under the toilet mat.

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    Quoted By Bad Roo

    Those BMWs are sheer powderhouses...



    My mistake, just had a quick look on tv, but the font looks a lot like powder's title front.

    Anyways, I wouldn't mind blasting thru. blower pow in a new beamer on my way to the mountains.
    "A lack of planning and preparation on your part does not make it an emergency on my part."

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