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  1. 06-14-2004, 01:30 PM #1
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    Cool Vegas Altoid Strip Encounter

    So I'm in Vegas this past weekend. I'm receiving a dance and this chick (dressed in nurse theme) grabs one of my altoid strips and inserts it into her nether region. She was pretty worked up about it. I guess it burns a little.

    Has anyone ever tried said technique with a lady friend? I'm curious if I should bring that to the bedroom next time I gets mines.....
    "Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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    It's the menthol in the strip that caused her to go nuts. Just pop one before you go down on your lady freind.
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    Same thing works with menthol halls, btw. Last longer too.
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    Yeouch!!!

    I don't know, maybe some ladies are "hardier" than others... but I would think twice before you go putting any menthol strips in your lady friend's netherland if she's not a "professional."

    Perhaps dissolving said mint in your mouth as Sublime suggested might bring a nicer outcome.

    Just "inserting" a female point of view here...

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  5. 06-15-2004, 07:35 AM #5
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    thanks for "inserting" your point of view Snowsprite!! I'll probably stick with the more reliable whipped cream and honey from now on....
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    wow, despite trying as hard as I could, it appears as though I have lived a pretty sheltered life.

    Never, ever has anything like this come even remotely close to happening to me. I'm not really sure I want it too for that matter.
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    bring em.
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    Holy crap.
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    Originally posted by jdabasin
    thanks for "inserting" your point of view Snowsprite!! I'll probably stick with the more reliable whipped cream and honey from now on....
    honey, ok
    whipped cream?!?! ech
    hot salty & dairy do not mix!!!
    olive oil, yum.

    & for your own minty pleasure have yo lady sip on some creme de menthe or pepermint schnapps pre blowinyya!

    cool fresh YA HOOOO!
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  10. 06-17-2004, 08:51 AM #10
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    olive oil......hmmmm. interesting.
    ever take a creamed corn bath? its hard to ignore the gag reflex but after that it's all butta if yer lady is down with it!!
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    do you buy many individual cans of creamed corn..or have it chuted down through a window concrete truck style?
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    Mmmmm...creamed cornnnnn...
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    last night my lady comes home & i'm sittin on the floor eatin creamed corn, drinkin PBR , & watchin VH1's top 100 hard rock artists ( I think Motorhead was on when she came in)
    she stops & looks @ me & says
    " honey when did we move into the trailer park"
    doubt shes down

    there is a place in Denver that does creamed corn wrestling though if thats your thing....
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    Originally posted by Woodsy

    " honey when did we move into the trailer park"
    Bwa!

    Were there creamed corn nuggets scattered over your white undershirt?
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    Originally posted by Spats
    Bwa!

    Were there creamed corn nuggets scattered over your white undershirt?
    no but a good greasy hand print
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    Originally posted by Woodsy
    there is a place in Denver that does creamed corn wrestling though if thats your thing....
    sounds like we should do our wednesday night drinking club there one of these weeks.
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  18. 06-18-2004, 01:31 PM #18
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    vagisil needs to market their own version of a fresh strip.
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    Originally posted by Tap
    yeah, but did you tell her about it?
    Oh hell no.

    Never heard a word about it either
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    Originally posted by non grata
    vagisil needs to market their own version of a fresh strip.
    K-Y licked 'em on that already:



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    Originally posted by Spicoli
    Oh hell no.

    Never heard a word about it either
    wuuhh ohh... permanent diaphragm.
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    Originally posted by Crinkle
    sounds like we should do our wednesday night drinking club there one of these weeks.
    I was in town for a Bronco game & we were stayin out in Glendale, glenwood, sumpin like that cuz the was the only place I could get my Marriott discount raate. So we're driving to the hotel & we passs Shotgun Willies and on the marquis it says tonight Creamed Corn wrestling.

    so I bet if you cal them you could get a schedule.

    Hell sign J up on the ameteur bill!
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    Originally posted by frozenwater
    Never, ever has anything like this come even remotely close to happening to me. I'm not really sure I want it too for that matter.
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    Mouthwash can have interesting effects, also.
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