Another reason why Alkasquawlik may not want to "Post Ex-Girlfriend Porn?" part 2

[InspectorGadget]

In Searching We Trust
By DAVID HOCHMAN

Published: March 14, 2004

Sidenote to Alkasquawlik's Ex-Girlfriend Porn? WWMD thread part 2.

It's probably safe to say that most people aren't using Google to stay abreast of the writings of Jacques Derrida. A link hidden on Google's jobs page charts nearly 600 different misspellings of "Britney Spears" detected by the spelling correction system. And no one needed the Google Zeitgeist page — at Google.com
/press/zeitgeist.html — to know that Janet Jackson was the top emergent query for much of February.

But Google's own role in the zeitgeist is still indeterminable. Theoretically, at least, all that rampant Googling must be an improvement over mindless channel flipping and utter ignorance. Surely, the curiosity that brings one to a Google search must serve some higher cultural purpose.

In matters of creativity, there is no question that Google can transport users to unexpected places. While shooting a Jay-Z video at the Marcy public housing project in Brooklyn last month, the director Mark Romanek wondered who Marcy was. A quick Google search on his wireless laptop unearthed William Learned Marcy, a 19th-century governor of New York, which inspired Mr. Romanek to insert a portrait of Marcy into the video. "I recently bought a larger computer screen," he said, "essentially so I can have Google open on one side and whatever script I'm writing on the other."

People on the dating scene are just as smitten. Old lovers are reuniting via Google, and new ones are checking each other out. "By the time someone asks you for dinner," said Rael Dornfest, an author of "Google Hacks," a 300-page manual for advanced Googling, "you can easily know a big chunk of that person's life story." In January, a New York City woman ran a suitor's name through the search engine only to learn that he was wanted for fraud by the F.B.I. A few clicks later, the man was apprehended at an Applebee's restaurant on Long Island.

"Google makes it harder than ever to escape the past," said Lawrence Lessig, a Stanford law professor and a leading thinker on the Internet and the law. "If you went to a state school before you enrolled at Harvard Business School or if your sexual orientation is something you kept private but someone discussed it on a blog, those facts are now in the permanent record."

And of course, everyone is fair game for those inquisitive types who track people down and insist on filling their e-mail "in" boxes with lengthy updates about what they have been doing since nursery school. In Britain, a former mathematics student named Dave Gorman has created a popular play, a book and a television series based on his "Googlewhack" adventure, in which he chased down 54 other Dave Gormans, all while trolling you know where. "We haven't developed effective norms yet for all the relationships that develop" because of Google, Mr. Lessig said. "The expectations are, if I find you and send a five-page e-mail, you must reply. That's an extraordinary burden."

The bigger burden may be on Google itself and on beefing up the content and organization of the information it presents. "The terrifying and wonderful observation about Google is that people these days are using it as an information resource of first resort," said Brewster Kahle, chairman of the Internet Archive, which is preserving hundreds of millions of Web pages for their historical value. "Unfortunately, many of them also believe if something's not on Google, it doesn't exist."

Google's new headquarters in a quiet corporate park in Mountain View, Calif., is what graduate school would be like if all the students were rich. The 500,000-square-foot center, known as the Googleplex, is an unflagging emblem of Silicon Valley's vaunted geek-chic aesthetic. A volleyball court is outside. Doodle surfaces are the size of billboards. Puppies waddle in and out of conference rooms. The Grateful Dead's former caterer dishes out free lunches and dinners of seitan veggie kebabs and Chateaubriand.

The company was founded in a Stanford University dorm in 1998 by two doctoral students, Sergey Brin and Larry Page, and later moved to a Palo Alto garage. Its initial offering of public shares, feverishly anticipated by investors, is expected soon. "Search was underappreciated for so long, but people now recognize all Web searches aren't alike," Mr. Brin said. This month Forbes magazine added him and his partner, both in their early 30's, to the list of the world's richest people.

"Google's major limitations have to do with the devices you access it with today," Mr. Brin said. "The Web is an infinite improvement over the library, but in the future, people won't hold off on searching. Ideally, you'll access the world's information almost as easily as you access your own memory."

Google watchers are reserving judgment on that. Joseph Janes asked the students in his Google seminar to observe themselves searching. "I wanted to know if life is more satisfying in a Google universe," he said. "Most of them decided it's pretty helpful most of the time. Yes, you can find sites that tell you Texas was never a state or that the cure for Hodgkin's disease is to drink bat guano, but if you want to know the capital of Bolivia, go to Google and out it will come."

For its part, Google does not claim to be the last word on anything. "Does it change the world?" asked Craig Silverstein, Google's director of technology and its first employee. "Not necessarily. But we think Google makes conversations richer and more fruitful. With it, you improve the quality of discourse. Or at least have bar arguments that are more well-informed."

Susan Wojcicki, whose garage sheltered Google in its early days and who is now director of product placement, says the simple pleasures are what keep Googlers Googling. "I was able to figure out what my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like," she said. "That was really satisfying."

What would George Orwell say?


edit: link to part 1

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by InspectorGadget



What would George Orwell say?

My name is so common that a google search gets 1000 repsonses & none on me.

I will call you back today IG

[Dexter Rutecki]

[i]
What would George Orwell say? [/B]

Let me out of this box?
Dump Bush?
I love the term 'WMD'?

[bad_roo]

Originally posted by InspectorGadget
What would George Orwell say?

Why did I get the fucking Eurythmics?

[AntiSoCalSkier]

I must not be very cool. I can only find one reference to myself on Google. However, I do find tons of gay porn.

[grrrr]

Yikes! I was surprised to see what turned up under my name, including several articles about me that I had never read.

What's worse is turning up articles from before the internet existed. I had kinda hoped some of that would have been forgotten by now.

[bad_roo]

I trained the New Zealand women's water polo team, was a mediocre stock car driver and a middling architect. Still, things could have been worse. Could have ended up in a cubicle like this poor bastard.

[mrw]

According to jennasextoys.com I am the star of an adult video

[altagirl]

I'm evidently the only one of me out there. A couple pages turn up - I race mountain bikes, donated to my college library, and graduated from OBC and airborne school.

[phUnk]

Originally posted by bad_roo
I trained the New Zealand women's water polo team, was a mediocre stock car driver and a middling architect. Still, things could have been worse. Could have ended up in a cubicle like this poor bastard.

He certainly knows how to decorate his cubicle walls, though.

[CaddyDaddy77]

I can find three related articles,
Mentioned in College Alumni list of contributors
Race event, four years ago
Work Website

Me, but not really, related articles, I have been:


Game and Fish Pinetop Regional Supervisor

Theology postgraduate of St John's College.

Footballer at Auburn,1996 (always knew I was Divvy 1 material)
G Plays Rush Pass Total Avg/G
7 41 1 278 279 39.9

Lead Vocalist for Blind Dog (insert last name), out of Fort Worth Texas.

Webmaster for a site on the Franco-Prussian war.

Hey, look I'm a cop too! Even got a dog!
http://www.alphak9.com/images/ricco.jpg

I always thought My name was fairly unique, guess not. Interesting how many things you can find out about yourself on the net that you never knew about yourself.

[meatdrink9]

An image search under my name yielded this gem:

http://members.tripod.com/~martclan2/1JARED.GIF

On a related note there are about 12 collegiate football players with my name.

Chech out this meat head:

http://www.youthclassic.org/roster2000/n01.jpg

[meatdrink9]

Gem attached:

[Telenater]

Hmmm, I've got a memorial scholarship named after me.....

[watersnowdirt]

I love the new term that's come about: Googlestalk.

As in - "hey, I googlestalked this guy that asked me out and found out he was the captain of his high school chess team...."

For better or worse, I'm pretty much the only one that shows up under mine name (with quite a few references that are all across the map), except for one woman in Sweden who shares my name. Bizarre stuff.

I honestly don't know how I'd get through a day without google.

[Viva]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt
I

For better or worse, I'm pretty much the only one that shows up under mine name (with quite a few references that are all across the map), except for one woman in Sweden who shares my name. Bizarre stuff.

Heh, I just Googled your first name and came up with a Swedish "lady". Bizarre, indeed!

[random]

I’m a journalist, go to Harvard Law School, in several family trees, and am a Brazilian porn star in my spare time…
My name is insanely common. There’s a street and a School in Edmonton with it, and I’ve met several people with the same name.

Edit: according to this I'm taking off my socks????

[schuss]

I'm a pornstar, have my own recognition day on Aug 29, some people are unsure as to my gender, I'm a texan defense lawyer and a criminologist. A few are me though, mainly referring to my high school journalism career.

[boarderline]

I apparently am a famous digital artist and historian. Go figure.

[Red Baron]

What's even funnier, is to google your board name from on here; you can find old pages from powmag and here along with other boards people post on, under the same names they use here...

[PaSucks]

I couldn't find anything with my name on it. I found several of my last names, and a ton of my first names, but never both together. And yes, there are a lot of d2 collegiate football players with my name.

[G]

Well, I guess I'm not famous.

I put in my name, and only got one result. And it was really me in the article....

Heh, and it was ski related, too.

[yogachik]

I win.
I'm an Alpaca Farmer:

"I love the steadiness of the morning and evening chores, the smell of hay, the coziness of the barn and the fresh, clean air of each new day. One day it dawned on me as I was mowing my hay field - of course it felt right, it was in my blood."

[Sublime]

10 pages

Zero exact matches.

I am original.

[rip]

A search of google for "ripley ripper" reveals about 10 different sites that list either surnames or pet names in alphabetical order and each one has "Ripley" as a name directly followed by "Ripper"

what a coincidence, I am amused at least.