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  1. #1
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    The wife's new breast pump came today

    It sucks.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    this thread is worthless without pics

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    That sound will haunt your dreams. Seriously.

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    breast pump is a great thing. I thawed many a bag of milk inside my jacket while taking my sons skiing.
    off your knees Louie

  5. #5
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    It's FDA approved only for breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YetiMan
    this thread is worthless without pics
    Do you really want to see a pic of 7220 giving himself a hummer w/ the wife's breast pump?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BFD
    breast pump is a great thing. I thawed many a bag of milk inside my jacket while taking my sons skiing.
    Wait... your sons were old enough to ski, but still drank breast milk? Damn, that's getting them started early!
    My dog did not bite your dog, your dog bit first, and I don't have a dog.

  8. #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will
    Wait... your sons were old enough to ski, but still drank breast milk? Damn, that's getting them started early!
    or there's some kind of creepiness going on that i don't want to get into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatch
    or there's some kind of creepiness going on that i don't want to get into.

    This thread should now be deleted…….
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    suck-release-suck-release-suck-release......
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    yea...this shit should be deleted......i'm sure there's a swingers forum where this filth will intrigue that sort of sorts............this is tgr maihn....honest, pious, family oriented, children read (for future advice) blah blah blah....

  12. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    That sound will haunt your dreams. Seriously.
    my wife swears her's said "You're crazy" over and over and over....

    I think I heard it once at about 3am.

    If anyone needs some extra breastmilk, we have a shit-ton in the freezer.
    assbag

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