whistler cougar hunting is good eh

**shirk** · 04-15-2006, 09:46 PM

tr to follow in AM

**mntlion** · 04-15-2006, 09:52 PM

with pics????

**skiing-in-jackson** · 04-15-2006, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by shirk

tr to follow in AM

OH BOY!!!

**huck4bucks** · 04-15-2006, 10:27 PM

Good indeed...

edit: 300th post, wahoo!

**shirk** · 04-15-2006, 11:21 PM

update....must now ditch cougar...got txt from hottie sweedish skier chick that I had met on gondi then ran into in village ....life is ruff eh.....but cougar is a sure thing.....damn decisions......

**filthyfrenchbum** · 04-15-2006, 11:29 PM

there is a local saying that says "The miniskirts you must follow because the cougars they are"

**bigtrubs** · 04-16-2006, 12:22 AM

.... dude. all the cougars in whistler right now are mexican.

p.s. whistler SO sucks right now people-wise, but the powpow is off the hook and I skied Escalator today (I've wanted to do it for about 4 years...)

**shirk** · 04-16-2006, 01:30 AM

wooooohaaaaaaaaa made the right decision...made a great connection with hottie blond swede chicha....sorry no hook up or pics....I'll do my part on future missions to get pics for the maggots

the cougar was ready and willing so next time I am back in Toronto I can add a proper ending to this TR

/end semi drunk thread

**kush1** · 04-16-2006, 02:36 AM

HAHAHA I was thinking the same thing about Tahoe............. so good this past winter! Fucking awsome!

**Max Gosey** · 04-16-2006, 03:56 AM

I hope I don't get murdered. The kid I hung out with was really creepy.

**smmokan** · 04-16-2006, 08:43 AM

Max, please stop with the random postings- you're turning into AKPM.

**rideit** · 04-16-2006, 10:30 AM

reunion tour?

**grapedrink** · 04-16-2006, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by bigtrubs

.... dude. all the cougars in whistler right now are mexican.

p.s. whistler SO sucks right now people-wise, but the powpow is off the hook and I skied Escalator today (I've wanted to do it for about 4 years...)

escalator or elevator? elevator is the one where you have to straightline the top or do a sketchy rocky traverse to the other side.. escalator is the really mellow one further down the ridge.. but it has a fun little drop skiers left of the regular entrance. and the first one, sunrise, is a nice straightline. there's also a few little unmarked ones scattered about.. its a cool area a lot of people skip in favour of the trees.

**Max Gosey** · 04-16-2006, 11:59 AM

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs...

**Plakespear** · 04-16-2006, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs...

Max, stop licking the postage stamps that those kids on Pearl St. wearing wool socks and Birkenstocks gave you...

**P_McPoser** · 04-16-2006, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Plakespear

Max, stop licking the postage stamps that those kids on Pearl St. wearing wool socks and Birkenstocks gave you...

Don't you nutsacks realize that young Max has given us the secret to life?

Elevators Break, Escalators can only become stairs.

That's soooo fucking deep. Read between the lines mutha fuckas!

**bigtrubs** · 04-16-2006, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by grapedrink

escalator or elevator? elevator is the one where you have to straightline the top or do a sketchy rocky traverse to the other side.. escalator is the really mellow one further down the ridge.. but it has a fun little drop skiers left of the regular entrance. and the first one, sunrise, is a nice straightline. there's also a few little unmarked ones scattered about.. its a cool area a lot of people skip in favour of the trees.

Elevator! I didn't straightline it unfortunately, I don't trust my noodle seth pistols for mach turkey blasting through crud to the bottom, I was seriously contemplating it though. Instead I traversed a wee bit right over the spine and had that far right chute all to myself, first tracks = $$$$$$$!

I was super stoked, I love doing things like that that I've wanted to do a long time... p.s. it wasn't that scary.

**grapedrink** · 04-16-2006, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by bigtrubs

Elevator! I didn't straightline it unfortunately, I don't trust my noodle seth pistols for mach turkey blasting through crud to the bottom, I was seriously contemplating it though. Instead I traversed a wee bit right over the spine and had that far right chute all to myself, first tracks = $$$$$$$!

I was super stoked, I love doing things like that that I've wanted to do a long time... p.s. it wasn't that scary.

yeah no one goes in there, always great snow even a day or two later.. i haven't been in a couple weeks but the traverse used to be pretty shitty. if you get first tracks again just slip down to that first spine, point it, and do a hard left hand turn, then its a piece of cake

**bigtrubs** · 04-16-2006, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by grapedrink

yeah no one goes in there, always great snow even a day or two later.. i haven't been in a couple weeks but the traverse used to be pretty shitty. if you get first tracks again just slip down to that first spine, point it, and do a hard left hand turn, then its a piece of cake

Pfffffftttt- next time there will be no sideslipping: I'm going to point it from the top and straightline that sucker all the way to the bottom of the bowl!

**Max Gosey** · 04-16-2006, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by P_McPoser

Don't you nutsacks realize that young Max has given us the secret to life?

Elevators Break, Escalators can only become stairs.

That's soooo fucking deep. Read between the lines mutha fuckas!

Either that, or I like Mitch Hedberg.

**Tippster** · 04-16-2006, 07:50 PM

Max - when the milk is gloppy and green you throw it away, buddeh.

**P_McPoser** · 04-16-2006, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

Either that, or I like Mitch Hedberg.

Funny. When I first read that, it was in a Mitch Hedberg voice, because it sounded just like something he would say. Heh. Thanks for confirming my suspicion.

**Tippster** · 04-16-2006, 08:00 PM

On bigtrubses they're called "Yabbos."

**bigtrubs** · 04-16-2006, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

On bigtrubses they're called "Yabbos."

Okay, how often do I need to say that trubs means trouble?! Not boooooobs! I don't have big boobs! I'm 5'9 and have been referred to recently as a 'rake'.... put two and two together here...