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  1. 01-26-2006, 03:11 AM #1
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    Greetings from Deadhorse!

    Where the weather is actually warm and fantastic! Yippee!!!!! AT least I don't have to worry aboot that pesky sun.


    Tonight
    Partly cloudy. Patchy fog and flurries. Lows 30 to 35 below zero. West winds to 10 mph.
    Thursday
    Partly cloudy. Patchy fog and flurries. Highs 25 to 30 below zero. West winds to 10 mph.
    Thursday Night
    Mostly cloudy with scattered flurries. Lows 30 below to 35 below zero. West winds around 10 mph.
    Friday
    Mostly cloudy with scattered flurries. Highs around 20 below. West winds 10 to 15 mph.
    Friday Night
    Mostly cloudy with a chance of snow. Lows around 30 below. West winds around 15 mph.
    Saturday
    Mostly cloudy with a chance of snow. Highs near 20 below.
    Saturday Night
    Mostly cloudy with a chance of snow. Lows near 30 below.
    Sunday
    Mostly cloudy with a chance of snow. Highs near 20 below.
    Sunday Night
    Mostly cloudy with a chance of snow. Lows near 30 below.
    Monday
    Mostly cloudy. Highs near 25 below.
    Monday Night
    Mostly cloudy. Lows near 35 below.
    Tuesday
    Mostly cloudy. Highs near 25 below


    Summah





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  2. 01-26-2006, 03:23 AM #2
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    and...... If you didn't know, deadhorse is ..... here (where the star is roundabout)



    They said that last week it was -110 farenheit, with the windchill.
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  3. 01-26-2006, 08:40 AM #3
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    Enjoy that place...there's absolutely nothing to do (at least I couldn't find anything...and I've been up there 4 times totalling 5-6 weeks)
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  4. 01-26-2006, 08:45 AM #4
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    So what killed the Horse? The weather, or the bestiality?
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  5. 01-26-2006, 08:53 AM #5
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    That horse isn't dead, it's just pretending because Odin is in town.

    The sheep, well, it's dead.
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  6. 01-26-2006, 08:56 AM #6
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    Well then, let the beating commence!
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  7. 01-26-2006, 11:33 AM #7
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    Have you ever tried to fuck a cold sheep? I don't think so!

    I am up here for aboot 6 to 7 weeks. YAY!

    This place was made for goths and depressos. At least they have pool tables, fooseball, and ping pong.

    Now that caribou is looking DAMN sexy!!!
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    Did the girl come with, or do we need to send you some inflatable love?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    So what killed the Horse? The weather, or the bestiality?

    No no no, you got it all wrong. The bestiality killed the guy, heartattack, the horse is just fine. The are trying to determin wether or not the horse found the whole experience unpleasant, if they can determin that, then they might be able to take legal action against the owner of the horse. But so far the horse hasn't complained.



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  10. 01-26-2006, 01:48 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Did the girl come with, or do we need to send you some inflatable love?
    I had to leave her behind unfortunately, so I brought my vinyl patch kit with me to keep up old baaaahhhhbette. I could use one of those new inflatable chipmunks though.

    I just sat through 5 hrs of Safety Videos. At least the new BP videos aren't as bad as......


    FIRE!!!! FIGHT OR FLIGHT

    The worst part is that I have already seen some of these, but now I have to watch some of them all over again.
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  11. 01-26-2006, 02:32 PM #11
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    Take a look on Craigslist. Maybe there's some hot Russian chick stuck in fucksvilleski, Siberia with whom to commiserate.

    If nothing else, she can give tips on dealing with the cold. Da?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiingBear
    Enjoy that place...there's absolutely nothing to do (at least I couldn't find anything...and I've been up there 4 times totalling 5-6 weeks)
    what about hockey?
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    Place looks ideal for the kind of kite-skiing rig that saucer boy used up on Baffin or Ellesmere or wherever he was. Just watch out for polar bears.

    edit: Or maybe it wasn't saucer boy. Andrew Mclean? Damn I'm losing it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YetiMan
    what about hockey?
    what he said.

    that ice up there is probably the fastest ice in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godwin-Austin
    what he said.

    that ice up there is probably the fastest ice in the world.
    probably not actually. cold ice = slow ice. just around freezing is the fast ice.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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  16. 01-26-2006, 03:13 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Have you ever tried to fuck a cold sheep? I don't think so!

    I am up here for aboot 6 to 7 weeks. YAY!

    This place was made for goths and depressos. At least they have pool tables, fooseball, and ping pong.

    Now that caribou is looking DAMN sexy!!!
    Greenhorn, ....................sheep and women are the same, ya gotta warm 'em up a bit first. I fucked a few cold women and found out the hard way before I progressed to sheep.

    Don't they look happy to you?



    When they're happy, their eyes kinda glaze over like that.

    The one that is going in Beaver's freezer, he doesn't look quite so happy.
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    ^^^Looks more like you're scaring the shit outa them. Or are they just "clearing the way" for ya?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Place looks ideal for the kind of kite-skiing rig that saucer boy used up on Baffin or Ellesmere or wherever he was. Just watch out for polar bears.
    Except it's illegal to leave any road up there and go out on the tundra. Serious fines and an immediate ticket home.
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  19. 01-26-2006, 05:45 PM #19
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    Even in the summer when it is frozen cock-stiff? That doesn't make any sense.

    Doh, winter.
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  20. 01-26-2006, 06:16 PM #20
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    Summah, wintah, doesn't mattah.

    Anyhoo, they say that harrasment, intimidation, agression towards, shooing, of animals results in a ticket home.

    But they didn't say anything about a nice dinner followed by some foreplay and a little hide the acorn!! I don't remember anything about lovin the animals.......
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