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  1. #1
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    my new friend elena

    i just got this on myspace... thought the maggots could have some fun with this one.

    Hello,

    Me name is Elena.
    After birthday of my girlfriend after all my girlfriends have left to meet
    with the husbands and guys I has decided, that the friend with whom I might
    connect all further life too is necessary for me, but such person with whom
    I would not be happy is not necessary for me.
    I shall tell to you slightly about myself, me 29 years, I live in city of
    Kirov in spite of the fact that it is very beautiful city, here very
    difficultly to find the good person with which it is possible would be to
    connect the life, the purposes of people in our city very much low, and the
    girlfriend has advised me to look same people as well as I in the Internet,
    I and have made I have gone to the Internet of cafe and have found a site
    which to me the girlfriend has advised, at her mum as has got acquainted
    with the person from Germany. From all countries which were offered me on a
    choice, I have decided to choose , on films and under stories I know, that
    people for which his personal honour and decency is appreciated more than
    any petty interests live in this country. After short viewing structures I
    have seen yours which most approaches me, and have decided to write to you
    in hope that I shall receive from you the answer. Excuse I has distracted
    from the story about itself slightly. As I to you already spoke me 29 years
    I live in Russia, city of Kirov, my weight makes 64 kgs at growth of 170
    centimeter. At me higher education on a speciality the ecologist, but on the
    trade I do not work, as on it it is very difficult to find work. I work to
    help the bookkeeper in the company which is engaged in sale of home
    appliances. I live one without parents, my parents were lost at a fire of 6
    years back, my grandmothers and grandfathers communists, my relatives were
    noblemen when Russia king corrected earlier, but there was it for a long
    time. I never supported ideas communists, they have resulted the country
    which once was great power, in full route. But about it I shall not continue
    to me this subject not so it is pleasant have shot.
    I live together with mine cat Murka, she my best friend! She also likes to
    ask to have a meal black color at me, in exchange on it she may sit next
    hours me and purr. Unfortunately I badly know the English language so I the
    first time shall be to use the translator, but I go on rates, on studying
    language. With impatience I wait from you for the answer. Your new friend
    Elena.
    Please write me on my personal e-mail: lenaminibaeva@rambler.ru
    So it will be more convenient to me to write to you and I can send you the
    photos!

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    That's OBerhhardfranz's sister.
    Looking California, feeling Minnesota.

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    Well, lets see some photos!
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

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    I got one that read like this:

    My name is, Marina... I the girl from Russia,
    I to decide to write to you, that I want to find
    Somebody here on the Internet, for acquaintance,
    I do not know who you, but I to write
    To you, that why that, me wanted to make it, I to not choose
    Very for a long time, it can be named a casual choice...

    Dear friend, " I speak The dear friend " because,
    I do not know, how, to people from your country to address,
    If not you know his name, at us in Russia, it is, is simple - the man...
    But I did not begin to speak it here as I think, that the dear friend,
    it on many Better, the truth...? Well, I to tell to you, the name,
    I live in Russia, in The city of Kazan, it approximately
    650 kilometers from capital, that is Moscow...

    I very sociable girl, also hope, that it will be very interesting to you
    To write and have pleasant dialogue with me if certainly you can
    To do it... Dear friend, probably I shall not speak to you much,
    But I shall wait from you for e-mail on mine E-mail: rus.girl.marina@xxxxx.ru
    Dear friend I very much hope for you,
    and I shall look forward to hearing from you soon,
    Marina...
    It actually made me sad to know that there's some poor girl out in Russia who's so desperate that she'd throw her self at me of all people. She must have no self esteem, which is the type girl that I like!

    Seriously, though, it's kinda sad... either she's running some sort of scam, or life's so much harder in Russia that she's willing to leave everything for the promise of a better life in America.
    Fighting foot fungus one public bath house at a time!

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    Most of these scams are by men. Nothing wrong with liking that, tho...
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

  6. #6
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    Here's another Russian girl who's after my body....

    I posted an ad on Craigslist.org several months ago. It was something like "Seeking rideshares from Sacto to Sugar Bowl," and went on about skiing and such... I got this response:

    Hello!

    Hello! My name is Angelika. I live in Russia. I saw your structure and I think that I want to know you better. I search serious relations with the person!

    If you want to correspond with me too, my e-mail:

    angelochka-78@xxxxxx.ru

    I send you the photo Also I hope that it is pleasant to you!!! I with impatience shall look forward to hearing from you!!!

    Please write me on my email. Sincerely yours Angelika.

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    this message was remailed to you via: anon-100180642@craigslist.org

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    My structure turns her on.
    Fighting foot fungus one public bath house at a time!

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  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist

    My structure turns her on.
    And here I thought you were a classy guy into constructors and overloading operators and stuff.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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