BERNHARD FRANZ of LAMB EXPEDITIONS 2005 FREERIDE SPEED EXPEDITION FOR GOD AND AI OVER

**0BernhardFranz** · 04-14-2005, 11:44 PM

Hope the photos are there today.
If the photo can´t convince you we could make a contest drinking guiness and I say
It´s a miracle
you say
No, it´s not !
and each round another guiness is drunk-
Last man standing is the winner ! I got to 5 ones ...

**0BernhardFranz** · 04-14-2005, 11:45 PM

Sometimes people that try to get you out get you up and that is good for my campaigning purpose.

**tonghands** · 04-14-2005, 11:58 PM

You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, with fractions.

**0BernhardFranz** · 04-15-2005, 10:45 AM

This story kind of leads away from skiing - but doesn´t every skiers experience, isn´t the skier more somebody than a somebody could really ever get completely a skier but ? But, if it wasn´t, it would probably be published in a nice little paper titled ´Outdoor Sportsman´ or ´Outdoor Sportsmen´ or ´The Outdoors Sportsman´ or, even worse, ´Sports Fisherman´.However, today my photos were finished and I can now indeed publish one with the bird swooshing through the picture just when I hit the trigger and it is left to anyone him or herself to say if this is now a miracle or a document of one or not.I think I will get it on today.

**A-wreck** · 04-15-2005, 11:00 AM

yessssssss!

**El Chupacabra** · 04-15-2005, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz

I think I will get it on today.

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**0BernhardFranz** · 04-15-2005, 11:35 AM

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Here he is !

**iceman** · 04-15-2005, 11:38 AM

Gotta say that's a bit of a disappointment, Bernhard.

**Dexter Rutecki** · 04-15-2005, 11:40 AM

I'm convinced. Proof not only of God's existence, but that he's throwing birds into pictures that Bernhard is taking. That proves something very important.

**A-wreck** · 04-15-2005, 11:45 AM

Where was that taken?

**runethechamp** · 04-15-2005, 11:47 AM

This is all a big scam. I can't believe I waited for two days for this.

**El Chupacabra** · 04-15-2005, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Steezus Christ

I CAN WALK BITCH'S!!!!!! A FUCKING MIRACLE!!!!!!

Didn't know you had a dog-walking service...

**A-wreck** · 04-15-2005, 12:26 PM

His english has improved drastically since this thread started.

Makes me think someone couldn't keep it up long enough.

**meatdrink9** · 04-15-2005, 12:46 PM

This is the best 2005 FREERIDE SPEED EXPEDITION FOR GOD I've ever seen. Hands down. Way better those other ones everybody was posting earlier. And I'm with Bernhard...I believe that bird may actually be God himself.

**0BernhardFranz** · 04-16-2005, 03:53 AM

I am just checking it out as it is at 1777 views ... you call that magic numbers numbers that have a second meaning beyond their numerical value if their interpreter is intelligent not just a formal system ( even in formal systems they could be discovered ).
Thanks for your comments.I just read 10 minutes of T.H.Whites Book of Merlin, so my style changes as I imitate his a little.Before I try to choose a sportive , cool style as I have seen in the forums.
I am very pressed timewise, but try to post some stuff with explanations.As said I met many of these magic numbers, millions of them.I even photographed some, one is an ebay page that shows acounter of something with 1h 25 minutes 25 seconds - but you just upload it , so to time to 25 : 25 would be next to impossible.I will get the photo in here so others.
I want to tell people about the Valley Blanche and it´s dangers.It is important as any skiers are drawn to Chamonix, " the freeride capital of Europe ".And there to Valley Blanche.And they don´t know what the problem is.How lethal it is.I will post some pics to get a point over.Also I want to show you my behind the szenes look at Teton Gravity Research Europe which I made some photos of.It´s coming up , I just can´t do much more than some photos per hour as it is quite an elaborate process.Also other cool pics from Cham and finally soem old pics from Iceland, Highlands, the Rockies I took tht I think are fun to look at.And some more equipment tips.I think people are taking insufficient equipment and get injured.I think they should rather cut dwon their number of sking vaccations then risk that.
Have some patience ...
... thanks !
Here is one:This is the front side ascent of the Valley Blanche route:
Anyone who wants to who gets past the police, probably, can go down here ... any of these descents that are no the Valley Blanche of this lift lead to the front side of Mt. Blanc into Chamonix - but does not the front side of Everest simply lead down to the looked at from above homely and looked at from below rather forlorn city of Namche Bazaar at 3800 m ? After the first 400 y or so it gets better, then a 70 ° wall opens for maybe 500 m, which then leads to a huge mountain flank that is maybe 3 km wide and goes down to Cham with forest in between that is maybe 40 ° or less on average.People say after level of middle station wher you can just get out it is easier than Valley Blanche or saver - I saw tracks.
Better to just put some cyancali into your coffee in the restaurant at the top.
If you pass down this front descent people will not call you corny for on average 55 minutes if they know about it ! You will surely be richer by one experience of a kind !

**0BernhardFranz** · 04-16-2005, 05:13 AM

Here it is ! The ski beginning and last lift station for the Chamonix 2004 Speed Freeride expedition for Amnesty International !
Read more at my article at www.Powdermag.com inthe forum about this descent !
I went up here on day 5 or so and you can see the weather - it is now listed as 60 kmh of wind an zero visibility.Helis only fly in ideal weather conditions.So if you get injured in others or in many others sits, there is no rescue here ! If you don´t have a buddy getting you out ... or guys on foot if that works ( they say they can´t ), hire a private heli pilot or they can fly and do that flight ... you are in for trouble.Try to reach a hut if it is open or try to stay on the glacier till they can fly you out.They do it for free ( on the slopes it is in one statement ca. 1000 Euros ) HGMP and seem to enjoy the flight ( they told me ) and it is terrific !

ca. 2000 views - a number of commentors ... not bad ... I wonder how many people said something that ever wore a TNF product ... probably 1 trillion ...
you told people before backpacks ain´t made of leather but of materials made in Stanford they would throw you of a rock, probably ...

actually all this expeditions are also in honor of the PEN center, Ivy League, B & M Gates foundation, The survivers of the Shoah and any other of my friends that worked for justice, love, the work of God ...

I don´t know about the da Vinci Code ... I post pics and story elements as I have time ... thanks for viewing .. and, if you did, you see people going down Valley Blanche without guide, training, 15 y out of skiing, tiring themselves up the Sciottish Highlands for 3 weeks, or this last stuff for AI, maybe contact AI and get to know what they are doing or the PEN center or go to Church, try to pray, dediate some time to science ( Hitler tried to remove Church, science, art, Jews and many other things while skiing was invented by a priest - now Hitler also boasted about his "mountaineering", but John Paul also skiied ) or even help AI a bit with an URGENT ACTION or so - ideal you also do an expedition or so lecture series for a good purpose - then each of the 2000 viewers may bring about 2000 viewers who in term bring about 2000 and encourage others to do the same ( ... + encouraging them to again, encourage others ) - I got to sleep now.
Da Vincy code:there is a lot of miracles happening around me - I am Bernhard Franz which was Schreiber which was Scriba - which means writer - I have over 5000 people involved in the clerical profession before me inmy family.We immigrated from Italy - there the name was given to the first Scriba which means he was an employee of the Vatican, they had ufficionalis and scriba, officials and writers, one did adminstrative things, the others wrote down the Bible - they had to be hand copied back then as there was no printing invented yet.So naturally we have many miracles and so on in the family but with me it is extreme.It is like in a movie hand written by God each day and you can tell it - it might be predetermined, partly.

About equally mindbending: "Do not ski in the fridge !"

**phUnk** · 04-16-2005, 08:50 AM

bigger pics plz

**0BernhardFranz** · 04-16-2005, 10:59 AM

Hi,

do you mean in size or higher resolution ? Do you refer to pics getting too undiscernible ? I can upload them in www.powdermag.com or climbing or here in the gallery or send you some if you like - here the maximum is 100 k.They are taken at 650 k or so in very low visibility.I tell you, who goes down these chutes is wasting his life.I never saw tracks in the upper parts above the middle station.Mt. Blanc is maiming in good days 300 people a day with frostbite.I was at Everest, but at 3800 and 4200 and even higher I was sweating a lot, but this one is much further north and cold.Maybe 30 ° colder at that altitude.On top you can get conditions like at Everest except for the air not beeing that thin.I got ca 30 pics from on top.That what you are interested in ? Shall I email you some ?

**Schmear** · 04-16-2005, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by phUnk

bigger pics plz

Heh.

I think the secret to Bernhard's success is in typing his message in his native tongue, then running it through the Google translator.

Case in point--the sentence above, translated from English to French then back to English:

"I think that the secrecy with the success of Bernhard types posts in its mother tongue, the current then by the translator of Google."

**Steezus Christ** · 04-16-2005, 12:29 PM

Holy shit! It is like the Davinci Code. I think that is exactly what is going on. Poor motherfucker!

**Core Shot** · 04-16-2005, 12:52 PM

Damn!
you mean all this time it was a translation artifact?
you mean there are no mental health issues here?
you mean there is no chemical alteration of reality??

Damn, damn, damn!

**Core Shot** · 04-16-2005, 01:12 PM

Even Arty sounds mystical and confused when you translate his Chugach TR in this manner

The 1st Annual Camp De Stra8line - Edition of AK

You saw all films, looked at fixedly stiff images unimaginably for a long time and lines, and dreampt the one day obtaining in a carver and visiting this magic place for yourself. But until arrive to you there, they are right visions of dreams... limited to the flatness of a screen of theatre or to the tiny borders of a television set.
Reality is much larger. Much to inspire more by fear. You try to say to you that you live higher than the peak than you are currently held on... but it does not import.
You just discharged on an edge large hardly enough for you, much less your group.
The factor of wrinkle is high. If you take a measure distorts and slip in addition to back, there are strong chances that you will die.
Your line wished in front of you is the vertical from 2.000 to 4.000 of the stiff and wild ground with the glacial runouts energy of the miles. Then see it to you... your line. The sets of hearth in... an enormous smile crawls above your face... lowers you in... Welcome towards Alaska.

Two month ago, lph was raised with this insane idea: "let us leave to the camp str8line' S in AK." I thought that it was insane; my cheque book indicated that I was insane to amuse even the idea. But there was this small voice in the back of my head, "do it." Thus I scraped in bottom of the plastic and reserved a voyage in the unknown.

I thought that I knew in what I entered. I considering enough of porn of ski. Reality was while I described above... me did not have really any index.
The night before we left, I did not sleep. I blamed it on packing and a celebration starting of a good friend, but reality was my adrenalin pumped like insane. It took place exactly like the night before one day major of prisoner of war. One hour sleep, two flights, and several thousand miles later we would be to be able at one to give the attack to in Girdwood. Still improve, the forcast claimed more Sunday.

We coupled to the top Sunday of morning early for the briefing of orientation and safety. There would be no flight today, but it was good outward journey the resource.
Many greetings were exchanged; and we met our courageous chiefs, str8line and Sarge. We also obtained to meet our other member of group: this large kid of Pittsburgh which had spent a certain hour living in Squaw. The things seemed good.
The meeting being made, we move all to the tram during one day to ski at Alyeska. In this moment it was after 10 AM and we were strolled to have missed the bell openning. "wait, why is the tram so much a long time taking?" With our surprise, the mountain did not open until to 10:30. Sweeeeeeeet! ! ! ! We arranged ourselves on the dock for the first tram and impatiently awaited our voyage upwards. Unfortunately our courageous chief had forgetten something in his room.

It was whereas Sarge pointed out the 1st rule of the ski to us: "there is no friend one day of prisoner of war." Thus without same one millisecond of thought we surrounded str8 and procedeed of ditches to extend from the ways everywhere Aly.
Sarge us found a certain large prisoner of war and these expenses small minis sector of golf.
Ends were given and us procedeed to dance our manner in bottom of mini the lines of golf as the gapers which we were really.

Snow was large top high, but turned towards completely the mank to the bottom bottom. Excel, just as wet nice give the attack to behind to the house in Tahoe. Chair 6 delivered the goods, thus we just continued to strike it covering after covering.
Thereafter we would run in str8 which looked at as he wanted to beat us like a group of stepchildren directed red. With recognition Sarge quoted the 1st rule; and really, how can you discuss with that. Little time after its arrival, the doors fell on the face of north. We trimardé upwards behind the chair and marked the first ways in what I think stays the chute of new year. It was perfect snow hero all the manner in bottom of the face.

We jumped behind on the tram and we direct upwards for more. This time falling in a side door and striking nice soaks launching with a reel.
The beautiful deep prisoner of war was found on the open edges and faces which greeted us below. Thus we naturally turned over.

**Schmear** · 04-16-2005, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Arty

You just discharged on an edge large hardly enough for you, much less your group.

Arty, you couldn't hold it in until you got back to the lodge??

**50kLeg** · 04-16-2005, 01:59 PM

Holy crap this is great, I can't stop laughing and I think in some way I may be dumber for having read this entire thread.

**0BernhardFranz** · 04-16-2005, 04:06 PM

Tomorrow more pics here ...

I wonder why she is there ... I think someone hired here as for that or so she is just there to promote the expedition - she totally sits down rightin front of my in that whole restaurant ...