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  1. 11-17-2003, 11:35 PM #1
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    I'm an ass man (NSFW?)

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  2. 11-17-2003, 11:36 PM #2
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    Preemptive "You certainly are an ass, man" reply.
  3. 11-17-2003, 11:52 PM #3
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  4. 11-17-2003, 11:54 PM #4
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    nonono.......we're the Assmen

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  5. 11-17-2003, 11:55 PM #5
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    Apparently Alkasquawlik doesn't need the legs on a woman so amputees will do?
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  6. 11-18-2003, 12:00 AM #6
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  7. 11-18-2003, 12:03 AM #7
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    Originally posted by OffAxis
    Apparently Alkasquawlik doesn't need the legs on a woman so amputees will do?
    I'd still do her.
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  8. 11-18-2003, 12:14 AM #8
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    Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
    I'd still do her.
    well of course, that's a given
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  9. 11-18-2003, 12:14 AM #9
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    Legs. There is this one chick aproching "i don't have to sing I to be a super-pop-stat hot"ness, her legs are perfect. Perfect. She wears this plaid mini-skirt everyonce in a while. It's...captavating beyond normal super hot chick captavatingness.
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  10. 11-18-2003, 12:16 AM #10
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    Originally posted by OffAxis
    Apparently Alkasquawlik doesn't need the legs on a woman so amputees will do?
    I thought he was saying he was a sweater man.
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  11. 11-18-2003, 12:26 AM #11
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    I like my advtar..but not nessicarly my fave...

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  12. 11-18-2003, 12:35 AM #12
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    im also very drunk. i like the whole fucking package....
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  13. 11-18-2003, 01:50 AM #13
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  14. 11-18-2003, 03:06 AM #14
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    ^what he said, plus I kind of have thing for the girls who put there hair up behind their goggle strap, damn, for some reason, that's sexy.
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  15. 11-18-2003, 10:09 AM #15
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  16. 11-18-2003, 10:16 AM #16
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    I like boobies. I have my own ass and legs.
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    Eyes and lips.
  18. 11-18-2003, 10:21 AM #18
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  19. 11-18-2003, 10:25 AM #19
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    eyeballs and butt combo
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    Quick funny:

    Me & a few of the boys were down in D.C., having a few after work. There's this chick sitting on the other side of a half-wall that is absolutely GORGEOUS. Blonde, killer smile, beautiful eyes, the kind you can't help but keep looking at.....

    So after a couple more, one of the guys decides he's gonna go chat her up...

    As he walks around the other side of the bar, he realizes she's not sitting DOWN, she's sitting in a wheelchair. And she's minus 2 legs...

    We're laughing at him, thinking he lost his nerve, as he's walking back to us, and he's literally got TEARS in his eyes, laughing, as he's trying to explain what we haven't SEEN yet. He finally squeaks out between gasps of air......"sans legs"......

    We all friggin' DIED laughing for the next hour....And still use that as our benchmark...She's SO hot, it doesn't matter - even if she's "sans legs".
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  21. 11-18-2003, 12:43 PM #21
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    I like it when they have legs.

    Oh, and I don't like antlers. In fact, I hate it when they have horns of any kind.
    You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
  22. 11-18-2003, 01:16 PM #22
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    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
    eyeballs and butt combo
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  23. 11-18-2003, 01:29 PM #23
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    Originally posted by Honc
    I like it when they have legs.

    Oh, and I don't like antlers. In fact, I hate it when they have horns of any kind.
    I like 'em horny.
  24. 11-18-2003, 01:49 PM #24
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    I like 'em horny.
    heh.

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    You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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