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10-31-2008, 09:34 AM #26
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Went to school with a michael hunt.
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10-31-2008, 09:43 AM #27
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Grade school: Andy Dickhoff, change to Andy Hoff in high school
at rival HS: Gabe Ash. Still cracks me up thinking of the announcer at b-ball games.You've got to have the courage to say to your wife, "Get in there and make me some bean dip."
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10-31-2008, 09:48 AM #28
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I used to work with Richard Stucke (pronounced Stuck), He got mad if you called him Dick.
I have an uncle named Roger Rodgers
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10-31-2008, 09:57 AM #29
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My parents had a friend named Penny something. She married a guy with the surname Nickel. Penny Nickel.
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10-31-2008, 10:00 AM #30
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I'll never forget the ignorant joy of being a stupid little kid and looking Lipschitz in the phone book and calling people to say "if you're Lipschitz my ass talks".
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10-31-2008, 10:06 AM #31
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My aunt had a student named Qiana, which is a synthetic fabric made by DuPont and I always thought that was the weirdest I'd heard. Turns out there are hundreds of them, though.
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10-31-2008, 10:08 AM #32
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My friend once repaired a computer for Royal Dickgeiser.
that's all i can think of, but i'm sure there's something else...
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10-31-2008, 11:48 AM #33
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I had a professor in high school who's name was Richard Glasscock. We all called him "Crystal Dick".
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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10-31-2008, 11:53 AM #34
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I know a Dr. Nipple. Luckily, his first name is not Richard or Harry.
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10-31-2008, 11:56 AM #35
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Everybody has a parent that worked with or knew a guy that knew a guy named Lemonjello and/or Orangejello. I'm calling shenanigans on the whole thing. No way there are that many Lemonjellos running around.
I remember reading a blurb in a magazine about the top 10 weird names for 2006. There were two people named Xerox that year.Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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10-31-2008, 11:56 AM #36
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I dated a girl named Dusty Shepherd.
it's all young and fun and skiing and then one day you login and it's relationship advice, gomer glacier tours and geezers.
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10-31-2008, 12:01 PM #37
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I guess this is sorta kinda related: this past weekend I went down to North Carolina for this big memorial horse show event. There was a stylie looking black couple in western garb wandering around, big white cowboy hats, fancy boots and matching black leather jackets. Across the back of the jackets was stitched the name of the group they were affiliated with, "The Triple-K Ranch Show Team"
Yeah the KKK ranch.
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10-31-2008, 12:03 PM #38
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now that is irony.
think it was intended?
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10-31-2008, 12:07 PM #39
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Maybe. I wondered but didn't have the nerve to ask.
Originally Posted by Woodsy
edit: wow, there's a bunch of them on googleLast edited by iceman; 10-31-2008 at 12:31 PM.
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10-31-2008, 12:29 PM #40
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Emily Lester - Often called Ema Lester pronounced A Molester
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10-31-2008, 12:31 PM #41
mmmmm.....California
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I knew a Richard Head growing up.....that was always a fun one
One of our clients is a women with the last name of Cockener......."yes hi Mrs. Cock in her, how are you doing today....." I always have to bite my tongue....
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10-31-2008, 12:51 PM #42
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I grew up with a couple Glasscock's. Tonya and her brother Toy. That's bad even without the last name. Originally Posted by snow_slider
Originally Posted by XtrPickels
I remember getting a card in the mail "vote for Dick Swett". Obviously that cracked me up.
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10-31-2008, 12:53 PM #43
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My grandmother was friends with a couple that had that name. Definitely funny as a little kid. Originally Posted by gregm
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10-31-2008, 01:01 PM #44
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There's a doctor in the valley here named Richard Balharry
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10-31-2008, 01:10 PM #45
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Cathy Orifice - dated her in college, claimed she had never been made fun of, my friends called her Cathy Cavity
Candy Cane - high school teacher, hot
Ekim Kram - Mike Mark backwards which was his dads name
Phil Bowls - owners of a head shop on Green Street.
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10-31-2008, 01:12 PM #46
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Friend of mine... his fire chiefs name is Dick Long.
Huck the Joneses.
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10-31-2008, 01:12 PM #47
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Gave my high school commencement speech...
Dick Seaman.
I damn near cried.
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10-31-2008, 01:12 PM #48
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I dated a girl in high school named Kristan
ps.
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10-31-2008, 01:27 PM #49
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Dick Butkus
Originally Posted by Socialist
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10-31-2008, 01:30 PM #50
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These aren't their given, Christian names, but I deal with a couple guys who go by their self-appointed nicknames which are pretty bad...
1) Bandido - he's not even Mexican, or even that hard core of a guy. Nonetheless, introduces himself as "Bandido" like he lives on the edge, but he's retired and doesn't do much other than drink and golf.
2) Cowboy - a grown man calls himself as Cowboy. Introduces himself as Cowboy. Everyone calls him Cowboy. I don't think he's ever ridden a horse. He dresses in polo shirts with a popped collar and khakis, not in chaps, duster, boots, and stockman's hat. I have a very hard time calling him Cowboy when I see him. Sounds like a gay come-on, "Hey Cowboy, cute top."
Edit - there is a guy running for office locally named Bill Dew. Sounds like mildew.
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