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    TR: Eurotrash 28.11.2007

    I’ve searched the world over for my angel in black
    I’ve searched the world over for my euro trash girl.




    Telemarking is stupid, Alpine skiing is easy and Snowboarding sucks.



    We wanted right but found out at the summit that we did not want it enough to risk a sketchy downclimb, so we took left and then crawled over to right when the stone got in the way. We also had good intentions but time is such a fickle thing and really, who cares about numerical analysis.



    All locals like to ski uphill.



    And some even upgrade from short and skinny to long and fat, which takes some adjustment.





    Yours truly, are we there yet?



    ‘bout time.





    I did not know that was there. Now I do.



    The entrance had rocks and icy patches. The rest was far more like potatoe puree than we had anticipated, I went for a ride in my sluff, the skiers survival skied and the snowboarder showed us how its done.





    Run out to let it run.



    Silly guy.



    See, they can do it without hollering and waving.





    So can I, for that matter. But I am pretty introverted anyway.



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    Yesterday was a reckoning day, I skied a bit and drove around a bit and watched the sun set.



    Snow is starting to stick to stuff that some of us are waiting for. Potentially possible possibilities.



    Oh yeah, by the way, I wax my skis with blood. This makes me more hardcore than you.



    File under: Stupid things done in klar’s life and times.
    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

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    Glad to hear you recovered (from being upstaged by a knuckledragger).
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    I Heart Klar

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    WORD! True pimpin..nice work!
    #1 goal this year......stay alive +
    DOWN SKIS

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    Thumbs up

    Klar, your TR's suck. Step it up next time eh?

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    so great.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    Oh yeah, by the way, I wax my skis with blood.
    Aaahhh, so that's the secret.

    Never a dull moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    Oh yeah, by the way, I wax my skis with blood. This makes me more hardcore than you.


    Pfft, amateur. Hardcore is using someone else's blood.

    Great TR though!

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    scwheeeet jeezus!!
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    No more internal power struggle;
    We come together to overcome the little trouble.
    Soon we'll find out who is the real revolutionary,
    'Cause I don't want my people to be contrary?

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    Nice as always

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    WÜÜNDERBÄR!

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    Geil wie immer!
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    so emo it's hot.

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    stop those bloody things. i can´t look at blood. and you should know.

    btw where did you get that pic from. that´s a bit further to the south. isn´t it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by greg View Post
    stop those bloody things. i can´t look at blood. and you should know.

    btw where did you get that pic from. that´s a bit further to the south. isn´t it?
    i should know? and, assuming i knew, i should care?

    i took that pic yesterday. it is maybe 2km further south and 10ish further east. you are thinking about something else. what is it?
    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    i should know? and, assuming i knew, i should care?
    you definitely should..

    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    i took that pic yesterday. it is maybe 2km further south and 10ish further east. you are thinking about something else. what is it?
    i thought it look like something in the dolomites. don´t remember the name. jaeger maybe? i can look it up if you like. but without having seen it, i think it is a bit overhyped.

    oh by the way. i wish we could go touring this season sometime. but i´m really low on money and time.. so please go easy on me if we ever manage too..

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    Sweet TR! Just what the doctor ordered Didn't really expect the whole bloody scene though That threw me for a loop!
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    Klar. It's short for "bad ass."

    BAD ASS!!!

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    Stokeage for sure.

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    Hey... sweet. Thanks for the stokage.
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    I love it when shitweasels get there panties all in a bunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greg View Post
    stop those bloody things. i can´t look at blood. and you should know.

    btw where did you get that pic from. that´s a bit further to the south. isn´t it?



    Klar, same place as background from different angle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greg View Post
    you definitely should..
    oh by the way. i wish we could go touring this season sometime. but i´m really low on money and time.. so please go easy on me if we ever manage too..
    so what is this supposed to mean? you wont be able to do 3 weeks of touring with personal sherpas based out of my favourite 5 star hotel this season and will not put up with me cutting my fingers off trying to tune my skis? damn. and i really thought we had some potential here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ville View Post
    Klar, same place as background from different angle?
    yes. interesting area, is it not?
    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

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    I see you got out ahead of the morning bootpack traffic.
    As usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    Nice, nice, view !
    "Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso

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    bilingual,wordsmith and telewhacker...what's not to love?
    excellent.
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    I figure when he realized he was still 10-15 feet off as he flew the K his asshole puckered so hard it ate his nuts
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    In the other scenario, you would be like "Peanut Butter, cool, fuck I'm stuck HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME oh fuck I'm screwed, but at least I have time to think about how screwed I am. I guess that is a blessing. FUCK NO IT'S NOT A BLESSSING I'M STUCK AND I'M DYING.

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