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    Cut it out, Rontele.

    Send one more clueless guy my way (Volkl guy this time) and payback commences.

    Even if I just think it's you, it's on.

    Restrain your friends.

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    DANCE OFF!

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    Nah, we can't dance. And I don't mean I'm gonna hurt him or anything, yeesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Nah, we can't dance. And I don't mean I'm gonna hurt him or anything, yeesh.
    But can you skate!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Nah, we can't dance.
    You can dance if you want to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SponsoredByDuctTape View Post
    You can dance if you want to...
    You can leave your friends behind...
    dayglo aerobic enthusiast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daywalker View Post
    You can leave your friends behind...
    but what if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CatoInstitute View Post
    but what if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance?
    Then they're friends of mine (I dont' dance)
    I’ve just decided to be a middle aged somewhat depressed somewhat anxious fucktard until the end.

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    this belongs here

    ‎Preserving farness, nearness presences nearness in nearing that farness

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    ^ that is money. have not previously been lucky enough to lmao at that, thanks.

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    I wear many hats, thank you.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    I would argue that maximum dancitude declines, then peaks right before alcohol poisoning. It then plummets as they escort you to the hospital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertier View Post
    I would argue that maximum dancitude declines, then peaks right before alcohol poisoning. It then plummets as they escort you to the hospital.
    I have a vague memory of dancing in a room full of people chanting my name, and I really don't think it was a dream. While the precision of the graph may be argued, the validity of the premise is undeniable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garrett View Post
    ^ that is money. have not previously been lucky enough to lmao at that, thanks.
    that cause i came up with it my self, as an example of an application for quadratics in my pre-calc class
    ‎Preserving farness, nearness presences nearness in nearing that farness

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    BUMP for rontele's whitty reply

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Send one more clueless guy my way (Volkl guy this time) and payback commences.

    Even if I just think it's you, it's on.

    Restrain your friends.
    Just admit that it is a funny way to fuck with the JONGs and I will cut it out.

    for now.

    And at least, I am making you the rep of good companies (Volkl, Dynafit, an Aspen landlord). It could be much much much worse.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    Safety Dance misquoting and and an elongated Laffer Curve.
    What could possibly make this thread better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    Just admit that it is a funny way to fuck with the JONGs and I will cut it out.

    for now.

    And at least, I am making you the rep of good companies (Volkl, Dynafit, an Aspen landlord). It could be much much much worse.
    you call that break-dance-fighting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio View Post
    Safety Dance misquoting and and an elongated Laffer Curve.
    What could possibly make this thread better?
    Posted porn and then another flame/dance off.
    It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshalolson View Post
    you call that break-dance-fighting?
    I posted that while doing a sit spin.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio View Post
    Safety Dance misquoting and and an elongated Laffer Curve.
    What could possibly make this thread better?
    Fabrizio?
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Nah, we can't dance.
    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fridge View Post
    iceman is no friend of rontele.




    yea, i couldn't find the original music video. there are some wierd youtube viedos eh?
    http://tetongravity.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=932&dateline=12042516  96

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    Fabrizio?
    Maybe just Febreze - it stinks like sex in here.

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    Why the fuck is this in Tech Talk?

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